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How can he speak to that crowd without crying?
Because he knows what is required of a leader.
Best line of the speech (paraphrasing):
“We will extend our hand if you unclench your fist.” My children at school grabbed onto its multiple meanings with ease.
TFJ’s all around.
So say we all.
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last!
And the torch is passed once again.
By the way, Senator Byrd apparently had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. Less than two hours after the first black president is inaugurated, the former Klansman had a seizure.
J.
Less than two hours after the first black president is inaugurated, the former Klansman had a seizure.
Well, that’s classy.
Less than two hours after the first black president is inaugurated, the former Klansman had a seizure.
Also, less than two hours after the first black president is inaugurated, you’re still a huge douche.
Correction: it was Senator Ted Kennedy, not Senator Robert Byrd. The initial reports of it being Byrd were incorrect.
J.
There goes the irony…
J.
Only blackeyes were the Chief Justice’s fluffed lines and Jay Tea’s (aka Malvolio’s) comment, here.
from Aretha’s deep-felt phrasing to the benediction, the ceremony was otherwise aces. As expected. Peeps bring their best to this President, and I bet will continue to do that, in all capacities.
There goes the irony…
Wait, you made a tasteless joke based on an unverified rumor, had to correct your punchline believing it had lost it’s irony?
Oh no, Jay Tea. The irony is still there.
I for one welcome our new ironic overlords.
You better watch out, Mr. Tea. Earlier today, there was somebody around here handing out stern lectures about making fun of frail, old people.
You better hope that guy doesn’t catch up to you.
Apropos of nothing, Jessica Alba just called Billo an asshole.
Less than two hours after a smart person became president, a complete fucking idiot made a comment on a website.
Truly ironic.
Crooks & Liars say it was Kennedy AND Byrd who are ill.
So… you know… don’t know how ironical that is…
Hope and Change Day Number 1….. DOW down 275 points.
Suck it, sore loser.
Hope and Change Day Number 1….. DOW down 275 points.
Shoot. I was so sure that the markets would only go up as soon as Obama was sworn in.
I guess I learned my lesson. I’m a Republican from here on, boys.
Yes, but President Obama has kept us safe from a terrorist attack on US soil for almost 4 hours.
Jay Tea:
In case you forgot, Byrd endorsed Obama before the WV primary(which Clinton trounced him if you remember). It might not be sticking his neck out much, but it was still sticking his neck out.
4 down, 35,060 to go. Godspeed, Mr. President.
And they’re now out of the limo and WALKING the route!
Now if THAT isn’t CHANGE I don’t know what is!
Strangest thing. I know that the words typed on this site don’t have any vocalization attached to them in my head, since I’ve never heard any of you speak (save Oliver, back when he was doing video posts).
And yet Jay Tea’s posts keep reading to me as if they’re coming from somebody who is slowly shrinking, their voice hitting increasingly higher and squeakier tones as they attempt to conduct themselves with the same boring childishness they felt entitled to during the last eight years.
Strangest thing.
70,076. Corrected.
Eat it, Dennis, eat it hard.
Strangest thing.
Kind of like Michael Keaton’s head in the last scene of Beetlejuice?
The e’er classy Jay Tea writes, “the former Klansman had a seizure.”
As The Editors once observed,
God bless America.
70,076. Corrected.
What?
Hey, anyone heard from Asshat Observer today? Or is he weeping softly under his mom’s bed?
anyone heard from Asshat Observer today?
I think he’s out mining coal or subjugating indigenous people. Something very manly.
It takes a while to polish a monocle properly.
Yes, but President Obama has kept us safe from a terrorist attack on US soil for almost 4 hours.
Stop the Clock!!!
Terrorists in Knoxville? C’mon, pull the other one.
America, Fuck Yeah!
Farris is, of course, performing monkey antics for our amusement. We all know that envelopes filled with white powder–even those containing anthrax spores–count as terrorist attacks.
Well, at least that’s what everyone who claims there hasn’t been a terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11 seems to believe.
errr….DON’T count…!
Oh, sure, NOW it counts.
Hmmmm. What the assclown didn’t realize in his zeal to play “gotcha” was that if the package was sent from Knoxville to New York, it was sent BEFORE Obama took office, unless it was express mail, and terrorists don’t generally do express mail because then they would have to take the package to a counter. So that can safely be blamed on Bush.
Good work ferris! Now we don’t have to hear how since the 9/11 attacks, Bush kept us safe! We were being terrorized virtually until Obama took the oath!
C’mon monkey. Do another trick for us.
And where’s Dennis with today’s stock market report? He was so eager to give us the Dow figures yesterday.
it was sent BEFORE Obama took office,
Yeah, I thought that this afternoon.
Oh yeah!