Science Teacher Fail

8:18 pm EST January 13th, 2009 | News | 12 Comments

Science teachers really shouldn’t trot out nonsense to try and attack evolution in class. God!

Topic: Education, Evolution

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12 Responses to “Science Teacher Fail”

mambochicken23 says:

January 14, 2009 at 12:29 am

Holy jumping fucking shitballs, I’m sick of these idiots. How in the hell can someone like this become a fucking science teacher?
Mylegacy says:

January 14, 2009 at 2:01 am

“Holy jumping fucking shitballs” (HJFS)

WOW, I can’t even begin to think how HJFS’s “evolved!”
Jaim says:

January 14, 2009 at 4:27 am

Why would somebody become a science teacher if they don’t want to teach science?

Fire these people and let them join the clergy of their choice.
ed says:

January 14, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Republicans.
The Reality-Based Dave says:

January 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Rhetorical man asks:
I wonder if the “science” teacher would object to Richard Dawkins teaching Sunday school class in his church?
William Wallace says:

January 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm

A single link to Panda’sThumb, a known evolander hive? They don’t even mention the video that the handout goes with. I did. See Video and handout on giraffe and evolution.

The best part about the video is that for every middle school student that watches, an evolander has a stroke.
Sean D. Martin says:

January 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Jaim: Why would somebody become a science teacher if they don’t want to teach science?

I suspect he thinks he is teaching science.
Oliver Willis says:

January 14, 2009 at 6:52 pm

What in God’s name is an “evolander”? Is it the rest of us not in flat-earth land?
Southern Quaker says:

January 14, 2009 at 7:07 pm

Keep in mind, this is the same guy who burned a cross into a student’s arm as a form of discipline.

And William, there’s no need to see the video because the questions are so patently ridiculous. In fact, I would have suspected the handout was intended to be satire along the lines of an Onion article, had I not first read the news accounts. Either the IDbots have a warped sense of humor, or they are really, really stupid.
ed says:

January 14, 2009 at 9:15 pm

There’s no use in reasoning with William. He’s another Republican poster boy.
Duros62 says:

January 15, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Keep in mind, this is the same guy who burned a cross into a student’s arm as a form of discipline.

It is? That guy? Why is there even a question of firing him?
noodles says:

January 15, 2009 at 2:32 pm

RE: Why would somebody become a science teacher if they don’t want to teach science?

Why would a somebody become a pharmacist and refuse to fill various prescriptions? Why would a somebody take a job at a grocery store and then refuse to handle any pork products? Why would somebody become a taxi driver and then refuse to carry anyone suspected of having alcohol in their bags or a blind person with a guide-dog? Why would somebody take a part-time retail job and then demand prayer-breaks during a four-hour shift? It’s all about religion and being the victim if they don’t get special treatment. “I believe in imaginary things… I demand special considerations and special treatment.”