And to all, a good night.
Archive for December, 2008
The N.E.S, Christmas, & Me
Phase 1: Now You’re Playing With Power
In 1986 I had just moved back to America after living for 2 years in Jamaica. It was my first time stateside after my parents had broken up, and as it has been for most of the rest of my life – just my mom and I. I had [...]
Hulk vs. Wolverine Animated Movie
Oooooooh. Cartoon blood. Hulk smash. Nice. Also: Hulk vs. Thor.
Crazy Alex Jones
What’s better than a conspiracy theorist? (I love conspiracy theories) Well of course, a mashup of the rantings of a conspiracy theorists, especially one like 9/11 Truther Captain Alex Jones.
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A “Chalk Clap”?
Apparently since I stopped watching it (when Jordan retired), the NBA got dumber.
Your Media Sucks, 12/23/08 Edition
CNN chyron: “Security Fear: Shirtless Obama Pic”.
STFU.
Sad Oprah laments media malpractice.
Perfect Storm For Christmas Week 2008
ARPAnet guy: “Flashing diode today, webcam girls in a mere 40 years!”
German webcam girl lip syncs techno Christmas song while wearing bikini/lingerie. When you wonder what those guys who developed the ARPAnet had in mind back in the ’60s… this is it. A dream realized.
Sorta kinda NSFWish.
Sign #203,467 That Newspapers Are Doomed
The Washington Post is hawking $10 classified ads to welcome the Obama presidency.
If they spent even 1/10th of that effort into making the Washington Post website even semi usable (I dare you to glance at the front page and find the daily chat sessions the Post does – unfindable!) they would make up the likely [...]
Stretching The Definition Of “Friend”
You shouldn’t laugh at your friend almost falling out of a rollercoaster. Really. NOT COOL MAN.
The Congressional Black Caucus Continues To Demonstrate How Useless It Is
When the Congressional Black Caucus isn’t working the corner for big business, protecting crooks like William Jefferson, or working against reformers like Donna Edwards, they’re bitching that Barack Obama doesn’t have enough blacks in his cabinet.
Seriously.
Obama has nominated four blacks for cabinet positions, including Eric Holder – likely to be the first black attorney general [...]
Hawaii’s Otherness To Be A Repeated MSM/Right Wing Theme
Right now is the point in which the right wing and the MSM will agree on the really stupid things to attack Barack Obama with. One holdover from the campaign is echoed today by Townhall.com’s Matt Lewis, claiming that Obama is out of the country because he’s spending the holiday with his family in Hawaii.
Just [...]
Does Anyone Really Like The Punisher?
He has a paper-thin motivation and his way of exorcising his internal demons has none of the panache of someone like Batman. Yet, he gets relaunched in comics time and time again and has (bad) movies made of him while other more worthy characters (Flash, Green Lantern, Thor) get stuck in development hell.
You Should Know
Nothing on OliverWillis.com will ever be bigfooted in this manner.
Stop Caring
I see liberals falling for the bait that Dick Cheney is throwing out but I can’t muster up the same anger or outrage. I take a page out of George W. Bush’s book and say history will be the judge. Without equivocation, Dick Cheney is the worst vice president America has ever had. He’s trashed [...]
Well, They Can Beat Somebody
It turns out the somebodies are the Eagles. The Redskins did this through an offensive broadside, racking up a monsterous TEN points. It’s like the turn of the century Rams all over again!
Not.
John Cloud: Obama Basher, Ann Coulter Fan
Time Magazine’s John Cloud has decided to attack Obama over the Rick Warren thing by calling the president-elect a “bigot”. What’s intriguing is that John Cloud can call Obama a name like that but a few years ago spent 6,000 words gushing effusively over an actual bigot, Ann Coulter, in a cover profile for Time.
And [...]
Well At Least They Suck Too
My football season is now reduced to pointing out that the Dallas Cowboys are just as sucky as the Redskins. Oh well, its something.
All the hoopla surrounding the farewell to Texas Stadium was supposed to fire up the Dallas Cowboys. Well, it got to the Baltimore Ravens, too.
Feeling like they were a hand-picked foe set [...]
Now Your Entire Family Can Look Like Monks!
I love ridiculous products advertised on TV, and I just saw a new one (to me). It’s called the Snuggie and its, quite literally, a blanket with sleeves. That’s right. Because apparently when under a cover people don’t know what to do with their arms. So they added sleeves. You are welcome.
Fix Tabbing In Firefox On Mac
It’s crazy that Apple made Tab default to not going to drop-down boxes in applications like Firefox. Here’s how to fix it. (via)