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6:48 pm EST December 15th, 2008 | Uncategorized | 5 Comments

From south of the border.

Peru Seizes Three Tons of Cocaine From Shipment of Manure

Drug agents in Peru say they have seized three tons of cocaine mixed into a shipment of guano bound for Spain.

A four-month investigation led to the seizure at a warehouse in the capital of Lima, anti-drug police Col. Cesar Cortijo said Monday.

Cortijo said the drugs belonged to a trafficking ring that smuggled cocaine out of the country mixed with other products. Four Peruvians and a Colombian were arrested.

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5 Responses to “Frontrunner For Favorite Headline Of The Day”

  1. Sean D. Martin says:
    December 15, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    That was some good shit.

  2. ed says:
    December 15, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    ‘anks, Sean. Someone had to (virtually) say it.

  3. Colorado dave says:
    December 15, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    I had no idea guano was an export commodity.

    Spain needs to import guano? Is there not enough Spanish guano? Is Peruvian guano of superior quality?

    Is guano traded on the mercantile exchange in Chicago? Can one buy guano futures? What are guano futures?

    The questions are endless.

  4. hf says:
    December 16, 2008 at 12:39 am

    This is exactly why I don’t do coke. Well, that and I’ve never wanted to be an 80s douchebag.

  5. Duros62 says:
    December 16, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    Is Peruvian guano of superior quality?

    Well, obviously if it’s mixed with Peruvian Flake.