Comments on: “Car Czar” http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:56:48 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Duros 62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/#comment-129635 Duros 62 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:19:33 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11818#comment-129635 Is the war czar still on the payroll? WTF happened to him? Is the war czar still on the payroll?
WTF happened to him?

]]> By: Parthenon http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/#comment-129537 Parthenon Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:04:38 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11818#comment-129537 I'd like to ban the use of 'czar' and '-gate' for the foreseeable future. Anyone that uses them gets an FCC fine as if they'd said fuck. I’d like to ban the use of ‘czar’ and ‘-gate’ for the foreseeable future. Anyone that uses them gets an FCC fine as if they’d said fuck.

]]> By: Sean D. Martin http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/#comment-129533 Sean D. Martin Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:23:12 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11818#comment-129533 <i>Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song “Take me for a ride in your car car”. The adaptation to “car czar” would be trivial.</i> Something like this?</a> "We don't need a plan", said Big Business. "We just need some cash. We're not reckless. "We're too big to fail. It is risk-less." "Take me for a ride," replied Congress. (spoken and sound effects segment) "Take me for a ride in your big jet. Take me for a ride, here's your blank check. Take me for a ride, take me for a ride, Take me for a ride in your Czar car, Czar." (spoken and sound effects segment) (Chorus) (Spoken segment, with sound effects, then Mary sings...) "Take me for a ride," said the Car Czar. "Take me for a ride in your Czar car. "Take me for a ride, take me for a ride, "Take me for a ride in your 32 billion Christmas gift with year end bonus payouts, too!" Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song “Take me for a ride in your car car”. The adaptation to “car czar” would be trivial.

Something like this?

“We don’t need a plan”, said Big Business.
“We just need some cash. We’re not reckless.
“We’re too big to fail. It is risk-less.”
“Take me for a ride,” replied Congress.

(spoken and sound effects segment)
“Take me for a ride in your big jet.
Take me for a ride, here’s your blank check.
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your Czar car, Czar.”

(spoken and sound effects segment)

(Chorus)

(Spoken segment, with sound effects, then Mary sings…)
“Take me for a ride,” said the Car Czar.
“Take me for a ride in your Czar car.
“Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
“Take me for a ride in your 32 billion Christmas gift
with year end bonus payouts, too!”

]]> By: Erin http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/#comment-129532 Erin Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:22:22 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11818#comment-129532 Sure, because the "Drug Czar" and the "War Czar" worked so well... I'm already sick of it. Sure, because the “Drug Czar” and the “War Czar” worked so well… I’m already sick of it.

]]> By: Dennis http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/#comment-129522 Dennis Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:41:08 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11818#comment-129522 We need an Illinois czar first. Well, a new one anyway. We need an Illinois czar first.

Well, a new one anyway.

]]> By: Warren Terra http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/#comment-129521 Warren Terra Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:30:31 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11818#comment-129521 Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song "Take me for a ride in your car car". The adaptation to "car czar" would be trivial. Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song “Take me for a ride in your car car”. The adaptation to “car czar” would be trivial.

]]> By: fafaroo http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/10/car-czar/#comment-129515 fafaroo Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:37:51 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11818#comment-129515 Please, someone just run me over now. Please, someone just run me over now.

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