Oliver Willis

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7 Responses to ““Car Czar””

1. fafaroo says:

   December 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm

   Please, someone just run me over now.
2. Warren Terra says:

   December 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm

   Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song “Take me for a ride in your car car”. The adaptation to “car czar” would be trivial.
3. Dennis says:

   December 10, 2008 at 5:41 pm

   We need an Illinois czar first.

   Well, a new one anyway.
4. Erin says:

   December 10, 2008 at 7:22 pm

   Sure, because the “Drug Czar” and the “War Czar” worked so well… I’m already sick of it.
5. Sean D. Martin says:

   December 10, 2008 at 7:23 pm

   Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song “Take me for a ride in your car car”. The adaptation to “car czar” would be trivial.

   Something like this?

   “We don’t need a plan”, said Big Business.
   “We just need some cash. We’re not reckless.
   “We’re too big to fail. It is risk-less.”
   “Take me for a ride,” replied Congress.

   (spoken and sound effects segment)
   “Take me for a ride in your big jet.
   Take me for a ride, here’s your blank check.
   Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
   Take me for a ride in your Czar car, Czar.”

   (spoken and sound effects segment)

   (Chorus)

   (Spoken segment, with sound effects, then Mary sings…)
   “Take me for a ride,” said the Car Czar.
   “Take me for a ride in your Czar car.
   “Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
   “Take me for a ride in your 32 billion Christmas gift
   with year end bonus payouts, too!”
6. Parthenon says:

   December 10, 2008 at 8:04 pm

   I’d like to ban the use of ‘czar’ and ‘-gate’ for the foreseeable future. Anyone that uses them gets an FCC fine as if they’d said fuck.
7. Duros 62 says:

   December 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm

   Is the war czar still on the payroll?
   WTF happened to him?