“Car Czar”

3:48 pm EST December 10th, 2008 | Media | 7 Comments

That’s the phrase they’re going to run into the ground as the auto bailout marches on.

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7 Responses to ““Car Czar””

  1. fafaroo says:
    December 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Please, someone just run me over now.

  2. Warren Terra says:
    December 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song “Take me for a ride in your car car”. The adaptation to “car czar” would be trivial.

  3. Dennis says:
    December 10, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    We need an Illinois czar first.

    Well, a new one anyway.

  4. Erin says:
    December 10, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    Sure, because the “Drug Czar” and the “War Czar” worked so well… I’m already sick of it.

  5. Sean D. Martin says:
    December 10, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    Someone needs to update the old Peter Paul & Mary song “Take me for a ride in your car car”. The adaptation to “car czar” would be trivial.

    Something like this?

    “We don’t need a plan”, said Big Business.
    “We just need some cash. We’re not reckless.
    “We’re too big to fail. It is risk-less.”
    “Take me for a ride,” replied Congress.

    (spoken and sound effects segment)
    “Take me for a ride in your big jet.
    Take me for a ride, here’s your blank check.
    Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
    Take me for a ride in your Czar car, Czar.”

    (spoken and sound effects segment)

    (Chorus)

    (Spoken segment, with sound effects, then Mary sings…)
    “Take me for a ride,” said the Car Czar.
    “Take me for a ride in your Czar car.
    “Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
    “Take me for a ride in your 32 billion Christmas gift
    with year end bonus payouts, too!”

  6. Parthenon says:
    December 10, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    I’d like to ban the use of ‘czar’ and ‘-gate’ for the foreseeable future. Anyone that uses them gets an FCC fine as if they’d said fuck.

  7. Duros 62 says:
    December 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Is the war czar still on the payroll?
    WTF happened to him?