Comments on: Bush Says Goodbye To The Fake Ranch http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Sat, 11 Feb 2012 06:30:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: Erik http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-129236 Erik Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:58:30 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-129236 Look, the ranch is a stage set AND the article doesn't establish that they're "saying goodbye" to it. What's hard about this? Look, the ranch is a stage set AND the article doesn’t establish that they’re “saying goodbye” to it. What’s hard about this?

]]> By: buma http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-129071 buma Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:27:15 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-129071 A major part of bush's time will be catching up on all that golf he sacrificed in honor of the troops. No doubt the courses around Dallas are better than the ones around Crawford. There is truly no reason for bush to be out at the pig farm at all after Obama's inauguration. A major part of bush’s time will be catching up on all that golf he sacrificed in honor of the troops. No doubt the courses around Dallas are better than the ones around Crawford. There is truly no reason for bush to be out at the pig farm at all after Obama’s inauguration.

]]> By: Duros 62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-129012 Duros 62 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:09:38 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-129012 <i>I don’t know why, I just find that fucking hilarious.</i> Me too. I still get a chuckle thinking about the photo-op with the Mexican President at HIS ranch, showing Bush his horses. Dude looked like he was gonna hurl. I don’t know why, I just find that fucking hilarious.

Me too. I still get a chuckle thinking about the photo-op with the Mexican President at HIS ranch, showing Bush his horses. Dude looked like he was gonna hurl.

]]> By: buma http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-129006 buma Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:19:33 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-129006 I bet the former pig farm is sold within a year after 1/20/2009, perhaps to a major GOP donor. I wouldn't expect many weekends will be spent by the bushes there, since their time in Dallas is likely to be a sort of constant weekend anyway. I think Turd Bud came up with the ranch idea as a way to further the rugged dubya image. It was supposed to be Reaganesque, only without the horseback stuff. One of my conservative relatives had a calender with a picture of bush drivin' in his ol' pickup truck and makin' his eyes all wrinkly as he squinted through he windshield a-lookin' fer sum brush that needed clearin'. Who ever fell for that stageset crapola anyway? I mean besides Farris? I bet the former pig farm is sold within a year after 1/20/2009, perhaps to a major GOP donor. I wouldn’t expect many weekends will be spent by the bushes there, since their time in Dallas is likely to be a sort of constant weekend anyway. I think Turd Bud came up with the ranch idea as a way to further the rugged dubya image. It was supposed to be Reaganesque, only without the horseback stuff. One of my conservative relatives had a calender with a picture of bush drivin’ in his ol’ pickup truck and makin’ his eyes all wrinkly as he squinted through he windshield a-lookin’ fer sum brush that needed clearin’. Who ever fell for that stageset crapola anyway? I mean besides Farris?

]]> By: PBen http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128914 PBen Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:34:17 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128914 Pretend like he’s clearing brush? No, he was really clearing brush. That's the only honest labor the man's ever done, and he only did it to be doing something manual laborish with the cameras on him. Pretend like he’s clearing brush? No, he was really clearing brush.
That’s the only honest labor the man’s ever done, and he only did it to be doing something manual laborish with the cameras on him.

]]> By: ed http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128902 ed Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:36:33 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128902 Anyone think that SaveFarris really, really, deep in the deepest depth of his heart, actually believes that Bush's Awesome Ranch was anything more than a campaign prop? Anyone care? Anyone think that SaveFarris really, really, deep in the deepest depth of his heart, actually believes that Bush’s Awesome Ranch was anything more than a campaign prop? Anyone care?

]]> By: Bruce Henry http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128898 Bruce Henry Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:19:05 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128898 How can you call it a ranch when it doesn't have any horses on it? And the reason it doesn't is because President John Wayne, er, I mean George Bush, is AFRAID of horses! I don't know why, I just find that fucking hilarious. How can you call it a ranch when it doesn’t have any horses on it?
And the reason it doesn’t is because President John Wayne, er, I mean George Bush, is AFRAID of horses!
I don’t know why, I just find that fucking hilarious.

]]> By: Duros 62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128894 Duros 62 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:42:34 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128894 <i>Nothing changes.</i> ExACTly. Nothing changes.

ExACTly.

]]> By: SaveFarris http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128889 SaveFarris Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:27:23 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128889 It's not his home NOW: 1600 PA is. According to the article, he's gonna spend M-F in Dallas doing ... whatever ex-Presidents do. Weekends and Vacations/Holidays will be spent at the ranch. Just like now. Nothing changes. So highlighting this only proves he's NOT "phony". Excellent work, my friend! It’s not his home NOW: 1600 PA is.

According to the article, he’s gonna spend M-F in Dallas doing … whatever ex-Presidents do. Weekends and Vacations/Holidays will be spent at the ranch. Just like now. Nothing changes.

So highlighting this only proves he’s NOT “phony”. Excellent work, my friend!

]]> By: Oliver Willis http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128886 Oliver Willis Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:05:16 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128886 That's not quite his home, is it? Yeah, thought so. That’s not quite his home, is it? Yeah, thought so.

]]> By: SaveFarris http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128885 SaveFarris Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:12:54 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128885 If you bothered to read past the headline, you'd see he's not "giving up the fake ranch". It will continue to be their weekend getaway spot. The only thing that's changing is that he's going to commute to Dallas for the work week instead of D.C. If you bothered to read past the headline, you’d see he’s not “giving up the fake ranch”. It will continue to be their weekend getaway spot. The only thing that’s changing is that he’s going to commute to Dallas for the work week instead of D.C.

]]> By: Bruce Henry http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128883 Bruce Henry Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:01:22 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128883 The son of a bitch is AFRAID OF HORSES!!!! The son of a bitch is AFRAID OF HORSES!!!!

]]> By: calling all toasters http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128878 calling all toasters Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:17:30 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128878 I'm sure our super-duper Liberal Press will report this as the achievement of an even higher level of regular-guy authenticity by their beloved Preznit. I’m sure our super-duper Liberal Press will report this as the achievement of an even higher level of regular-guy authenticity by their beloved Preznit.

]]> By: J.D. Rhoades http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128863 J.D. Rhoades Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:59:28 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128863 I'm betting the Fake Cowboy wanted to go back and do fake cowboy stuff, but Laura told him no way she was going to spend another summer in that hick town. That lady needs to party. I’m betting the Fake Cowboy wanted to go back and do fake cowboy stuff, but Laura told him no way she was going to spend another summer in that hick town. That lady needs to party.

]]> By: Nels http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/03/bush-says-goodbye-to-the-fake-ranch/#comment-128857 Nels Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:09:48 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11658#comment-128857 This definitely calls for Will Ferrell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqrI3IibYI This definitely calls for Will Ferrell:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqrI3IibYI

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