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6 Responses to “Jessica Alba Is Selling Campari…”

  1. As soon as I saw this on another site I thought about sending it to you but you’re just too fast; keep up the great work.

  2. Duros62 says:

    Jessica Alba Is Selling Campari…

    YEAH, she is!

  3. Erik says:

    Yeah, the only problem is Campari tastes like ass. And not delectable Hollywood hottie ass, the rancid go wash your mouth out with soap ass.

  4. TroyJMorris says:

    Campari does taste like ass. It reminds me of moldy wine with cigarette butts in it being shat out by a stray cat and liked from it’s anus.

    No seriously.

    But Alba makes me want to buy it. And a lot of it.

  5. Duros62 says:

    It reminds me of moldy wine with cigarette butts in it being shat out by a stray cat and li[c]ked from it’s anus.

    FTW!

  6. Erik says:

    So I’ve now seen a few photos from this ad campaign and I’ve got to be honest, they’re awful. The poses are forced, her makeup is odd and her hair is just plain bad.