Jessica Alba Is Selling Campari…

6:08 pm EST December 2nd, 2008 | News | 6 Comments

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6 Responses to “Jessica Alba Is Selling Campari…”

  1. James B. Webb says:
    December 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    As soon as I saw this on another site I thought about sending it to you but you’re just too fast; keep up the great work.

  2. Duros62 says:
    December 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    Jessica Alba Is Selling Campari…

    YEAH, she is!

  3. Erik says:
    December 2, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    Yeah, the only problem is Campari tastes like ass. And not delectable Hollywood hottie ass, the rancid go wash your mouth out with soap ass.

  4. TroyJMorris says:
    December 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Campari does taste like ass. It reminds me of moldy wine with cigarette butts in it being shat out by a stray cat and liked from it’s anus.

    No seriously.

    But Alba makes me want to buy it. And a lot of it.

  5. Duros62 says:
    December 3, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    It reminds me of moldy wine with cigarette butts in it being shat out by a stray cat and li[c]ked from it’s anus.

    FTW!

  6. Erik says:
    December 4, 2008 at 11:39 am

    So I’ve now seen a few photos from this ad campaign and I’ve got to be honest, they’re awful. The poses are forced, her makeup is odd and her hair is just plain bad.