http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/02/fred-barnes-couldnt-find-a-way-out-his-ass-if-you-gave-him-a-flashlight-and-a-map/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:43:41 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/02/fred-barnes-couldnt-find-a-way-out-his-ass-if-you-gave-him-a-flashlight-and-a-map/#comment-128611 Sean D. Martin Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:00:18 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11621#comment-128611 Nah. GPS is more modern tech. Barnes' mindset of avoidance of analytical thought predates the scientific revolution. So if anything it should be "Fred Barnes couldn’t find a way out of his ass if you gave him a pitch torch and a map." Nah. GPS is more modern tech. Barnes’ mindset of avoidance of analytical thought predates the scientific revolution. So if anything it should be “Fred Barnes couldn’t find a way out of his ass if you gave him a pitch torch and a map.”

]]> http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/12/02/fred-barnes-couldnt-find-a-way-out-his-ass-if-you-gave-him-a-flashlight-and-a-map/#comment-128600 tom Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:22:32 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/?p=11621#comment-128600 This is only vaguely related, but don't you think it's time to update this insult? "Fred Barnes couldn't find a way out of his ass if you gave him a GPS device." Works? Or not? This is only vaguely related, but don’t you think it’s time to update this insult? “Fred Barnes couldn’t find a way out of his ass if you gave him a GPS device.” Works? Or not?

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