Fred Barnes Couldn’t Find A Way Out His Ass If You Gave Him A Flashlight And A Map

It’s no coincidence that the man who writes the absurd claim that Hillary Clinton is from the center-right of the Democratic party is also the author of “Rebel in Chief: Inside the Bold and Controversial Presidency of George W. Bush.” Barnes clearly doesn’t do the judgement thing.

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2 Responses to “Fred Barnes Couldn’t Find A Way Out His Ass If You Gave Him A Flashlight And A Map”


  • This is only vaguely related, but don’t you think it’s time to update this insult? “Fred Barnes couldn’t find a way out of his ass if you gave him a GPS device.” Works? Or not?

  • Nah. GPS is more modern tech. Barnes’ mindset of avoidance of analytical thought predates the scientific revolution. So if anything it should be “Fred Barnes couldn’t find a way out of his ass if you gave him a pitch torch and a map.”

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