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Look, I don’t know who the PR wizard is behind the rollout of Britney Spears‘ new album is but he or she is doing a masterful job. It’s like pre-meltdown Britney is back. But with the added benefit of knowing that any second she could pull out an Uzi and take out the entire crowd at the American Music Awards. Score!
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And not a moment too soon. Welcome back, Brit.
After a couple of rough looking years, she has her look back together.
I’ve always thought she was a hottie.
I’m still holding out hope for my dream ménage à trois featuring the hot version of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
It would never happen (for anyone), but it’s fun to contemplate when wasting away another day at the office.
All hail the airbrush!
Ooh, it’s “The Hot Issue!”
Magazines suck ass.
Mariah Carey had her meltdown in 2001, put pulled herself together enough to warble “Hero” on the Sept 12th TV special. It’s good to see Britney is back to abnormal (you can’t call what she and others do normal can you)?
My friends and I have a pool going: How long until she does Playboy? Don’t tell me you don’t think it will happen….
I think it’s great that she pulled her life together. In all seriousness, this young woman has really fscked up parents, dirtbag husband, a leech manager and to go a little crazy is understandable.
I hope she has her shit together, for the sake of her kids. Her I could care less about.
I think I’m more preoccupied with Rolling Stone switching to regular magazine size. Lameness.
Just as I prefer fat, druggy Elvis to young, fresh Elvis, I like my Britney chubby, drunk, and slurring her words.
good to see Britney is back to abnormal
At first glance, I read this as “back to abdominal.”
Freudian and appropriate.
“After a couple of rough looking years, she has her look back together.
I’ve always thought she was a hottie.”
Do people really not understand the concept of air-brushing? The rolling stone picture looks nothing like the real spears. I’m amazed people don’t get this.
“In all seriousness, this young woman has really fscked up parents, dirtbag husband, a leech manager and to go a little crazy is understandable.”
Yep, she’s a victim. All those awful people making her make bad decisions. The horror!
Rolling Stone: out of touch, clueless and pointless since 1978.
Seriously, how culturally ossified to you have to be to use them as a guide to anything? Britney Spears? Really? In this year of great releases from Elbow, The Week That Was, Portishead, Muse, Nick Cave, The Last Shadow Puppets, Goldfrapp, Silvery, The Sparks, Dungen, Beardfish, No-Man, The Von Hertzen Brothers, Blue Sky Black Death, Squarepusher, Foals and It Bites to name just a few, they decide to feature a mass-produced vapid bimbo as their “comeback” cover star?
I’d buy a magazine with Alison Goldfrapp on the cover. I also like her music. Their BBC Electric Proms gig was fantastic.
“Yes She Can”? Talk about co-opting! Britney may be many things, but “heroic” is not one of them. And I’ll never forget her gum-chomping appearance in “Fahrenheit 9/11″ in which she says, “We should just support the preznit in all he does, and ah, be faithful.”