In Case You Were Wondering

9:01 pm EST November 15th, 2008 | Sports | 7 Comments

Eff Dallas.
I’m sick of pretty boy Tony Romo in those Sunday Night Football ads that act as if Romo and the Cowboys are playing themselves. I know the Skins are banged up and didn’t do well on Monday Night Football before the bye, but Dallas is coming into our house and as usual have their noses so high in the air they don’t think their poop stinks.

Dallas sucks. Bring on Dallas.

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7 Responses to “In Case You Were Wondering”

  1. D.R.Scott says:
    November 16, 2008 at 12:38 am

    Chill out, bro.

    Let’s have some perspective here. At least the ‘Boys & the ‘Skins won a couple of Super Bowls. As a Eagles fan since the Randall Cuningham era, I want to strangle Andy (“Hey, son, can I have a snort?”) Reid for wasting McNabb’s talent and steering his team into another iceberg that everybody in the NFL can see but him. Our window is closing, and if we don’t do it this year then it’s not happening.

    Speaking of windows, however, I think it’s already slammed down on the Cowboy’s fingers. By losing to the Giants last season, besides narrowing their window of opportunity, it also exposed their weaknesses: Wade’s narcoleptic coaches, T.O.’s whining, Romo’s tendency to disappear in big games faster than A-Rod, and Jerry’s incessant, let’s-spend-money-and-hope-for-the-best meddling.

    Compared to the ongoing soap opera in Dallas, the Redskins are looking pretty good. After leaving the ghost of Joe Gibbs behind, this team has found its own identity, they’re winning games, and their future looks very promising.

    Don’t worry, Mr. Willis. On Sunday, you’re going to see a righteous ass-kicking, and when you consider how much Jerry spent on that new stadium, it won’t be long before you see him pleading to the Feds for a bailout.

  2. jr says:
    November 16, 2008 at 2:49 am

    I’m sick of Jerry Jones and his Greta Van Susteren-esque plastic surgery addiction

  3. SallyMutant says:
    November 16, 2008 at 4:38 am

    I commute down the Highway adjacent to what the sardonic call JerryLand and it’s sucky unhealthy & smelly with construction dust.

  4. Bruce says:
    November 16, 2008 at 10:32 am

    There was a time when I could respect, if not like, the Cowboys. When you’d see Landry down on the field in a suit and hat coaching and commanding respect, you’d respect, even if you wanted (as I did) to see Redskins knock them flat on their asses.

    Now it’s Tony Romo, joke of the week. This here my Ravens are playing Washington, not Dallas, but I would just love to see an interconference game where Ray Lewis knocks Romo into the next ZIP code.

  5. Parthenon says:
    November 16, 2008 at 11:14 am

    Romo and Campbell have won the same number of playoff games. Mr. Overexposed could use a little reality check.

  6. MacDaddy says:
    November 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    When Dallas had Aikman, Irving and Smith, I love them. Now, they have Romo and Owens, and I despise them…Don’t look for me to like any team that Terrel Owens is on. He’s a first class jerk.

  7. Gyuss Baaltar says:
    November 16, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    I’ll be at the game wearing my stars and my navy blue.

    Eat it, overconfident suckas! We’re going in as the underdogs this time.