(OWNews) — Washington was abuzz today with the speculation that Oliver Willis would be appointed to the newly created position of Secretary of Awesome in the Obama administration. While details are few and far between, the position is rumored to be focused on spreading the awesomeness of President-elect Obama to all 50 states.
“I can’t really confirm or deny the reports”, Willis anonymously leaked to a Washington Post reporter, “but I am aware that I’m on the President-elect’s radar, and he has communicated to me that a tentpole of his administration is to take the Awesome he took in all those states he won and make it national. If I am chosen – and I think I will – the Secretary of Awesome’s office will enlist our best and brightest to go on a nonstop goodwill tour to spread the awesome around.”
The “best and the brightest” according to Willis would include, but not be limited to 20 NFL cheerleaders, the cast of Disney on Ice, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears if she keeps clean, and Clinton Portis.
“Awesome, from coast to coast”, said Willis.
Ya can’t be “Secretary of Awesome” and a Redskins fan simultaneously!
Okay, before the football war(s) begin – I’m just joking (a little).
Season’s not over yet.
Man- it must have been a struggle for you during the Skins-Steelers game since the Steelers represented Obama in the political bowl! I was a reluctant Steelers fan but it was also good for my 8-1 Giants!
Every American should be issued a jet-pack and a sex robot OW.
It _is_ the 21st century, after all, and those two things would make my life awesomer.
Who says the two things have to be separate?
“Who says the two things have to be separate?”
Because the crashes, while gloriously spectacular
would also be horrendous.
First time riding a bike? Skate/wind/surf/boogie/skim/kite/board, etc.
Any of that ring a bell for ya?
Sorry, Bob Cesca’s got the Awesome locked up.
Hey, Willis, if you’re appointed Secretary of Awesome, O’Bama will make you run three miles a day with him–and perhaps me, too. I just HATE jogging!!
Aw, are you having Fun Yet, Mr. Willis?
Jessum, you might get an invite to Sarah Palin’s Magic Chef party next?
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My wife gets on to me about those, too.
“Secretary of Awesome” NOT!
I could see you as an Awesome Secretary – except – I couldn’t see you taking dictation sitting on my knee – however, thinking of you in a close fitting skirt with a pink blouse and lipstick – naw – it just isn’t working. Talk about a pitbull with lipstick!
I think I’ll go wash my brain out with lye soap.
Yeah, Obama would waste federal money on crap like this.
You are looking good. You have lost weight. Congrats!