“Well, As You Know, We Won’t Need To Measure The Drapes”

5:18 pm EST November 10th, 2008 | News | 13 Comments

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13 Responses to ““Well, As You Know, We Won’t Need To Measure The Drapes””

  1. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    November 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    On a side note…

    I’m getting spam about a Obama sex scandal. I know Bill Clinton was looking to mentor Obama, but damn!

  2. E. says:
    November 10, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Okay, I’ll bite. What is the scandal? I hope whatever it is isn’t true or comes out. NOT now!

  3. Roschelle says:
    November 10, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    Pics and transcript of how meeting “might” have gone!

  4. freD says:
    November 10, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    O: “So, could you give us some insight into all the reasons behind each signing statement and executive order?”

    B: “Theres like dozens of em… I dunno… maybe thousands. Millions?”

  5. profbacon says:
    November 10, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    I am shocked and deeply saddened that President-Elect Obama would meet with a dangerous leader of a nuclear-armed nation, a man who has flaunted international laws and the Geneva Convention, a man who started an unprovoked war of aggression; and Obama met with him without preconditions. OUTRAGEOUS!

  6. Bruce says:
    November 10, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Re the “sex scandal”: my prediction is that the report will be of an ongoing affair with a gorgeous African-American woman that he has been housing at some considerable expense in the south side of Chicago, that they have been seen frequently on transcontinental flights talking with one another in an intimate manner, that their liaisons started at her place of employment and that he has had the GALL on infrequent occasions to be somewhat affectionate with her within the distant earshot of the CHILDREN!! Further, the report will indicate that the Senator/President-Elect wife has learned to accept the reality of this affair, but that she does not particularly want the details of it made public.

    Oliver, this is a public service announcement for your benefit. You are not dreaming this s***. It is in fact happening. This is not your dream come true. Were it your dream, this would be happening AND Jessica Alba would be arriving gift-wrapped parcel post to Takoma Park. Unfortunately for you, that’s not happening; she’s with me in Northeast. Okay, not. But my general point: this is not alternate sci-fi speculative history, but rather in fact real, genuine history.

  7. canadian bacon says:
    November 11, 2008 at 2:09 am

    profbacon said:
    I am shocked and deeply saddened that President-Elect Obama would meet with a dangerous leader of a nuclear-armed nation, a man who has flaunted international laws and the Geneva Convention, a man who started an unprovoked war of aggression; and Obama met with him without preconditions. OUTRAGEOUS!

    Are you being sarcastic?

  8. John in Orlando says:
    November 11, 2008 at 3:38 am

    “Hey Barack, let me tell you ’bout the RUG. You know you get to pick yer own RUG right? I like this RUG. Laura helped me pick out this RUG. What are you going to have some ZEBRA bullshit? Don’t change the RUG OK? This RUG is all I have left of my leggacee. OK? don’t change THE RUG!”

  9. Duros62 says:
    November 11, 2008 at 11:41 am

    “That’s okay, George, you can keep the rug. It’ll look nice in the Presidential Liberry.”

    profbacon: :-D

  10. Dave in SoCal says:
    November 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    OBAMA AIDES LEAK CHAT DETAILS

    One side leaking the conversation from what was supposed to be a private, president to president-elect chat. Class act.

  11. Duros62 says:
    November 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    “Senator Obama may not be familiar with a long-standing tradition of presidents holding their private conversations, private,” a senior adviser explained to the DRUDGE REPORT.

    BWA HAHAHA!!!

    Sucks, don’t it?

  12. Quaker in a Basement says:
    November 11, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    One side leaking the conversation from what was supposed to be a private, president to president-elect chat.

    Secrecy is not valuable in its own right, Dave. Today’s vocabulary word is: transparency.

  13. Sean D. Martin says:
    November 11, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    profbacon: I am shocked and deeply saddened that President-Elect Obama would meet with a dangerous leader of a nuclear-armed nation, a man who has flaunted international laws and the Geneva Convention, a man who started an unprovoked war of aggression; and Obama met with him without preconditions. OUTRAGEOUS!

    With only slight changes, I can see that as a lead into a story on The Daily Show. Read it as an intro, then put up the picture of Obama meeting with Bush.