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On a side note…
I’m getting spam about a Obama sex scandal. I know Bill Clinton was looking to mentor Obama, but damn!
Okay, I’ll bite. What is the scandal? I hope whatever it is isn’t true or comes out. NOT now!
Pics and transcript of how meeting “might” have gone!
O: “So, could you give us some insight into all the reasons behind each signing statement and executive order?”
B: “Theres like dozens of em… I dunno… maybe thousands. Millions?”
I am shocked and deeply saddened that President-Elect Obama would meet with a dangerous leader of a nuclear-armed nation, a man who has flaunted international laws and the Geneva Convention, a man who started an unprovoked war of aggression; and Obama met with him without preconditions. OUTRAGEOUS!
Re the “sex scandal”: my prediction is that the report will be of an ongoing affair with a gorgeous African-American woman that he has been housing at some considerable expense in the south side of Chicago, that they have been seen frequently on transcontinental flights talking with one another in an intimate manner, that their liaisons started at her place of employment and that he has had the GALL on infrequent occasions to be somewhat affectionate with her within the distant earshot of the CHILDREN!! Further, the report will indicate that the Senator/President-Elect wife has learned to accept the reality of this affair, but that she does not particularly want the details of it made public.
Oliver, this is a public service announcement for your benefit. You are not dreaming this s***. It is in fact happening. This is not your dream come true. Were it your dream, this would be happening AND Jessica Alba would be arriving gift-wrapped parcel post to Takoma Park. Unfortunately for you, that’s not happening; she’s with me in Northeast. Okay, not. But my general point: this is not alternate sci-fi speculative history, but rather in fact real, genuine history.
profbacon said:
I am shocked and deeply saddened that President-Elect Obama would meet with a dangerous leader of a nuclear-armed nation, a man who has flaunted international laws and the Geneva Convention, a man who started an unprovoked war of aggression; and Obama met with him without preconditions. OUTRAGEOUS!
Are you being sarcastic?
“Hey Barack, let me tell you ’bout the RUG. You know you get to pick yer own RUG right? I like this RUG. Laura helped me pick out this RUG. What are you going to have some ZEBRA bullshit? Don’t change the RUG OK? This RUG is all I have left of my leggacee. OK? don’t change THE RUG!”
“That’s okay, George, you can keep the rug. It’ll look nice in the Presidential Liberry.”
profbacon:
OBAMA AIDES LEAK CHAT DETAILS
One side leaking the conversation from what was supposed to be a private, president to president-elect chat. Class act.
“Senator Obama may not be familiar with a long-standing tradition of presidents holding their private conversations, private,” a senior adviser explained to the DRUDGE REPORT.
BWA HAHAHA!!!
Sucks, don’t it?
One side leaking the conversation from what was supposed to be a private, president to president-elect chat.
Secrecy is not valuable in its own right, Dave. Today’s vocabulary word is: transparency.
profbacon: I am shocked and deeply saddened that President-Elect Obama would meet with a dangerous leader of a nuclear-armed nation, a man who has flaunted international laws and the Geneva Convention, a man who started an unprovoked war of aggression; and Obama met with him without preconditions. OUTRAGEOUS!
With only slight changes, I can see that as a lead into a story on The Daily Show. Read it as an intro, then put up the picture of Obama meeting with Bush.