I’m pretty sure that’s just you.

… Please leave the internet.

Amazing that the public knows more about the background of Joe The Plumber than President-elect Obama.

You keep saying this. Please tell me the following background information about JtP, all of which I can recite from memory regarding Obama:

1. Where was he born, city and state? (according to himself, at least)
2. Where did he go to high school?
3. Where, if anywhere, does he attend church? If he is not a current church-goer, has he been baptized, and if so, by whom?
4. What are the names of his ex-wife and child(ren)?
5. Does he have living grandparents or parents? If so, what are their names?

If you can’t answer all of these questions about JtP off the top of your head, or even with a Google search to jog your memory, you really need to stop with the above-noted lie that we know more about JtP than we do about Obama. I know what Obama’s freaking brother-in-laws does for a living; I know more about Obama than I really ever wanted to know about anyone who wasn’t a relative of mine.

I’m not so sure anymore that libertarians really much care about objective measures like life expectancy, school performance, infant mortality, etc. It’s starting to seem like they have their beliefs about how things should operate, whether or not that results in a better life for plenty at the bottom and a not-appreciably worse life for those at the top.

It’s amazing how much you lie.

“Translation: Their party doesn’t promise as many free government goodies as the Democratic party.”

Case in point.

when your policies are generally hostile (or at least less favorable relative to the other party) to the little guy.

Translation: Their party doesn’t promise as many free government goodies as the Democratic party.

I for one appreciate the McCain campaign treating us like children. McCain will bring us back to a simpler time. A time when you could identify your neighbors’ jobs by the hats they wore. Like Sam the Fireman, Bill the Cowboy and Jose the stereotype. These are the people in your neighborhood. The people that you meet when you’re walking down the street. They’re the people that you meet each day. And what the people in your neighborhood, the Joe the Plumber, the Wendy the Waitress need are tax cuts for the wealthy and off shore drilling. They don’t need universal health care or last names.

I want him to stick around and be an embarrassment to the GOP for a long, long time.

Reminds me of the fan-fic critique of this election:

“Even worse, your John McCain is completely OOC. That man’s a war hero, he’s not going to suddenly, I don’t know, campaign with a fake plumber or something, just to make your character look better.”