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Oh Thank God It Wasn’t A Dream

The First Family-Elect.

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16 Responses to “Oh Thank God It Wasn’t A Dream”

  1. SpiderJ says:

    The family portrait will be incomplete until it includes the puppy.

  2. I'm a Hick says:

    I heard Oprah’s going to give everybody one :) .

  3. I'm a Hick says:

    What do they get, and what do they name him/her?

  4. Dr. Monkey says:

    Finally, a first family we can be proud of again.

  5. Michael says:

    That is my President and his family.

  6. I beg to differ O. It was a dream. A dream expressed on 8-28-63 by a 34-year old Atlantan, that his four little children would one day live in a nation where they would not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.

    A man who was rumored to have been educated in a madrasah, who many voters received e-mails stating he was not only a Muslim, but a socialist (are socialists religious), with the middle name “Hussein”, and a surname that rhymes with “Osama”, defeated a former POW whose father and grandfather were admirals.

    Tell it to Hollywood.

  7. Steve LaBonne says:

    I know the challenges that lie ahead, but just for today, I won’t let myself feel anything but pure delight. We took our country back! Fuck yeah!

  8. Jaime says:

    I agree with Steve LaBonne! We DID take our country back.

  9. DawnPoetic says:

    YES WE DID!!

  10. Vanessa says:

    It does feel like a dream, doesn’t it? The feeling in NYC is pure jubilation.

  11. Vanessa says:

    I’m just wondering how long it will take for these goosebumps to go away. Is it safe to have goosebumps for 12 hours straight?

  12. Jaim says:

    After four hours, you should tell your doctor. And then call up all of your friends to brag.

  13. SallyHMutant says:

    First: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Next: What’s more adorable than two cute little girls? Two little girls and a puppy! And last night the president-elect did mention that he would fulfill his campaign promise to give his little girls a puppy.

  14. Vanessa says:

    Yup, I can’t wait to see the First Puppy.

  15. TheSailor says:

    >Oh Thank God It Wasn’t A Dream

    I thought the same thing when I woke up. I immediately turned on CNN, something I never do, to check:
    1) It wasn’t dream
    2) He hadn’t been assassinated.

    BTW, as historic as this is, America did not overwhelming vote for an African-American candidate, we voted for a candidate who has the all the skills to lead us out of the nightmare of the culture of ignorance and bellicosity that has ruined our country for 8 years.

    p.s. Fuck bi-partisanship, we need to put these criminals in the Hague where they can have a fair trial for their crimes against humanity.