Comments on: McCain Has Joe The Plumber Fail

By: durablend

durablend — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:58:41 +0000

Actually he was busy “writing” his book

Cuz America needs something good to read while they’re in the john!

By: Quaker in a Basement

Quaker in a Basement — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:15:55 +0000

McCain Has Joe The Plumber Fail

Hey, it’s OK, Maverick. It happens to everybody sometimes.

By: canadian bacon

canadian bacon — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:47:17 +0000

“Sorry, John. Joe the Plumber couldn’t be there today. He’s busy recording his new country album.’

He’s calling it “no show Joe.”

By: plus C

plus C — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:31:32 +0000

First Mr. Puddles didn't show up at the second debate, now Joe doesn't show up at a rally... that guy just can't catch a break.

By: Bruce Henry

Bruce Henry — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:30:18 +0000

Shepard Smith might look like a hammerhead shark, but that bit with JtP the other day was the only thing I’ve EVER seen on FOX “News” with any integrity. He must be very lonely there.

By: MR

MR — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:11:05 +0000

Oh, Grandpa!

By: jr

jr — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:09:55 +0000

Joe was afraid of hammerhead shark lookalike Shep Smith. How is Joe going to protect Israel when he’s afraid of closet gay news anchors with a penchant for running over women in Florida

By: KeithOK

KeithOK — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:46:42 +0000

Maybe there was a plumming emergency, and he had to go find someone with a license.

By: Malacandra

Malacandra — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:31:49 +0000

Maybe “Harvey the Rabbit” will speak in Joe’s absence.

By: michael

michael — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:10:59 +0000

Joe might be that much closer to owning his own business if he weren’t taking all this time off from work to visit campaign events.

By: McCainpidge

McCainpidge — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:07:08 +0000

Rochester the imaginary friend! Give him a hand. I have a feeling I’ll be spending a lot more time with him soon.

By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:58:17 +0000

I bet Fox gives Joe a show.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:55:39 +0000

Sorry, John. Joe the Plumber couldn’t be there today. He’s busy recording his new country album.

By: Michael

Michael — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:50:41 +0000

Joe is just one of the MILF voters in my book.

By: Jaim

Jaim — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:28:25 +0000

Joe the Plumber gets a tax-break under an Obama presidency, not one under a Palin presidency.

God, I’m trying to be logical with a joke of a campaign.

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:23:48 +0000

First off, Defiance, Ohio? Nice. So much for working for the common good.

Second, I’m getting pretty goddamned fed up with the “scare quotes”, Angry Johnny. If you have nothing to say about your own policies, don’t bother talking.

Third, I thought we were all Georgians now, now we’re all Joe the Fucking douchebag scab plumber?

I’m so confused.

Finally, if Angry Johnny saw Joe the scab plumber on teh teevee this morning, you’d think he would have figured out that he wasn’t with the campaign.

Maybe not.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:15:15 +0000

I kind of want to punch Joe the Plumber in the face at this stage of the campaign.

By: Steve LaBonne

Steve LaBonne — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:13:49 +0000

Too funny. Like all rats, Not-Joe the Not-Plumber knows when to abandon ship.