McCain Has Joe The Plumber Fail

11:09 am EST October 30th, 2008 | Uncategorized | 18 Comments

Looking for his latest campaign crutch, McCain manages to look more pathetic than usual. They can’t run a campaign, but we should trust them to run the country.

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18 Responses to “McCain Has Joe The Plumber Fail”

  1. Steve LaBonne says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Too funny. Like all rats, Not-Joe the Not-Plumber knows when to abandon ship.

  2. Nimrod Gently says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:15 am

    I kind of want to punch Joe the Plumber in the face at this stage of the campaign.

  3. Duros Hussein 62 says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:23 am

    First off, Defiance, Ohio? Nice. So much for working for the common good.

    Second, I’m getting pretty goddamned fed up with the “scare quotes”, Angry Johnny. If you have nothing to say about your own policies, don’t bother talking.

    Third, I thought we were all Georgians now, now we’re all Joe the Fucking douchebag scab plumber?

    I’m so confused.

    Finally, if Angry Johnny saw Joe the scab plumber on teh teevee this morning, you’d think he would have figured out that he wasn’t with the campaign.

    Maybe not.

  4. Jaim says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Joe the Plumber gets a tax-break under an Obama presidency, not one under a Palin presidency.

    God, I’m trying to be logical with a joke of a campaign.

  5. Michael says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Joe is just one of the MILF voters in my book.

  6. Chris says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Sorry, John. Joe the Plumber couldn’t be there today. He’s busy recording his new country album.

  7. Parthenon says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:58 am

    I bet Fox gives Joe a show.

  8. McCainpidge says:
    October 30, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Rochester the imaginary friend! Give him a hand. I have a feeling I’ll be spending a lot more time with him soon.

  9. michael says:
    October 30, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Joe might be that much closer to owning his own business if he weren’t taking all this time off from work to visit campaign events.

  10. Malacandra says:
    October 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Maybe “Harvey the Rabbit” will speak in Joe’s absence.

  11. KeithOK says:
    October 30, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Maybe there was a plumming emergency, and he had to go find someone with a license.

  12. jr says:
    October 30, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Joe was afraid of hammerhead shark lookalike Shep Smith. How is Joe going to protect Israel when he’s afraid of closet gay news anchors with a penchant for running over women in Florida

  13. MR says:
    October 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Oh, Grandpa!

  14. Bruce Henry says:
    October 30, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Shepard Smith might look like a hammerhead shark, but that bit with JtP the other day was the only thing I’ve EVER seen on FOX “News” with any integrity. He must be very lonely there.

  15. plus C says:
    October 30, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    First Mr. Puddles didn’t show up at the second debate, now Joe doesn’t show up at a rally… that guy just can’t catch a break.

  16. canadian bacon says:
    October 30, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    “Sorry, John. Joe the Plumber couldn’t be there today. He’s busy recording his new country album.’

    He’s calling it “no show Joe.”

  17. Quaker in a Basement says:
    October 30, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    McCain Has Joe The Plumber Fail

    Hey, it’s OK, Maverick. It happens to everybody sometimes.

  18. durablend says:
    October 31, 2008 at 7:58 am

    Actually he was busy “writing” his book

    Cuz America needs something good to read while they’re in the john!