She’s pretty unintelligible as usual. Seriously, can’t understand what she’s saying for 90% of it, but its intriguing the way they can’t just come out and say an abortion clinic bomber is a terrorist.
Guess they don’t want to offend the base of the base.
UPDATE: Ricky Gervais says Palin is David Brent. Kind of makes sense when you consider how she talks without thinking.
Look at McCain while Palin talks.
“Good, good, Ayers, Ayers. Oh crap she’s babbling. I don’t feel so well…Good, my turn to speak, maybe I can bail this one out. Ayers, Ayers, Ayers. Escape. No! Shut up! NO ONE ASKED YOU ANYTHING, JUST SIT THERE, don’t adlib. Oh my stomach WTF was I thinking. Why didn’t I pick someone who could speak English instead of Idiot. Oh God. I am so screwed. Maybe I can still save this. Ayers, Ayers, Ayers. Mr honorable here. Terrorist, Terrorist, Terrorist. Ayers & Wife. Oh crap, another question for Barbie. Feminism. WTF is she even saying? Is she speaking in tongues again? Oh crap, I just threw up in my mouth. Gently, swallow a little at a time, gently, don’t let them see. Ugghhhh. Clear again, now where is she? There goes Montana. When this is over, we’re taking those clothes and sending her back to Alaska strapped naked to a polar bear. WTF. Guiliani can have those dresses.”
God does she take a breath? She really does talk like the people who didn’t do the reading and hope their last minute cramming will help.
“Ricky Gervais says Palin is David Brent.”
Gah! I almost forgot The (American) Office was on tonight! Thanks for the reminder, Oliver.
She doesn’t believe in labels?!
Terrorists? They’re not terrorists if they’re killing in Gods name…wait a minute.
“She doesn’t believe in labels?!”
Only if they come from Saks or Neiman Marcus. She’s a woman of the people y’know..
Talibaness on the march
If we can all agree that abortion clinic bombers are terrorists does that mean we can agree that Bill Ayers is a terrorist?
So “real Virginian,” “liberal elitist,” “domestic terrorist,” and “pro-American” aren’t labels apparently. Maybe she believes in monikers?
I can’t stand to hear Palin speak. It gives me a headache. “By his own admittance”? Huh?
Beyond that, McCain looks like shit. Can’t they throw some more of the RNC’s money to get him a make-up artist so he doesn’t look like a corpse?
If we can all agree that abortion clinic bombers are terrorists does that mean we can agree that Bill Ayers is a terrorist?
Have you heard anyone suggest that Bill Ayers isn’t or wasn’t a terrorist? No? Well, OK then.
Agreed with ed…nobody’s defending Ayers’ actions, but that’s not really what the campaign tactic is about. That particular nonsense is about Obama’s relationship to Ayers, which McCain/Palin makes out to be much chummier than reality suggests.
LOL,
So if we can all agree that Bill is a terrorist, then should an unrepentant terrorist have a place in polite society. The only real difference between Bill Ayers and Tim McVeigh is competence, and one of them had a daddy in the Chicago Machine.
Where’d ya hear that line? The G. Gordon Liddy Radio Show?
[...] H/t Oliver Willis. [...]
The “only” real difference? Did you bother to do any actual research on either McVeigh or Ayers before you came up with that?
I don’t have any love for the tactics of Weather Underground, but there’s a significant difference in body count between McVeigh and Ayers, as Weatherman made a point to call in evacuations of the places they bombed.
And there’s plenty of place for unrepentant killers in society. We refer to him as Dr. Kissinger.
“If we can all agree that abortion clinic bombers are terrorists does that mean we can agree that Bill Ayers is a terrorist?”
Sure, If assholes like your miserable self who still wants to draw the connection between Ayers and Obama.
For those who a better understanding about Ayers, such as the lead federal prosecutor of the Weathermen;
” I am amazed and outraged that Senator Barack Obama is being linked to William Ayers’s terrorist activities 40 years ago when Mr. Obama was, as he has noted, just a child.”
..”Although I dearly wanted to obtain convictions against all the Weathermen, including Bill Ayers, I am very pleased to learn that he has become a responsible citizen.
Because Senator Obama recently served on a board of a charitable organization with Mr. Ayers cannot possibly link the senator to acts perpetrated by Mr. Ayers so many years ago.”
Liddy and North together are a worse propostion than Ayers ever was.
I wonder if this can be construed as “Palling around with terrorists”;
McCain’s Private Visit With Chilean Dictator Pinochet Revealed For First Time
Think this will make the rounds among the
litterboxesblogs in the wingtard galaxy?