The Right Is Brilliant. Brilliantly Stupid.

2:32 am EST October 22nd, 2008 | News | 8 Comments

All the polls are wrong. Why? The pollsters are headquartered in blue states.

If/when Obama wins the alternate reality these guys are going to create is going to be awesome.

ALSO: What diabolical game was being played by the blue-state pollsters in 2004 when they showed Bush in the lead?

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8 Responses to “The Right Is Brilliant. Brilliantly Stupid.”

  1. fafaroo says:
    October 22, 2008 at 3:13 am

    It’s kind of weird that the dude has to take all those words and those crazy theories — “I have to be honest and admit that I could. But in that case, we’d have to ask …why Letterman suddenly found it cool to have McCain on his show and SNL decided they wanted Palin on theirs.” — just to convince his readers that it was worth their time to go vote.

  2. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    October 22, 2008 at 3:55 am

    Good god, that’s sad. Come November 5th, if the polls are right, there will be mass suicides in the Republican ranks.

  3. Jaim says:
    October 22, 2008 at 3:56 am

    That’s dumb even for guys like Jay. FOX news is based in NYC, so it must be librul? Wha?

    No doubt the presidential election is going to be closer than the polls indicate right now (although a Democratic rout of Republicans in both houses _is_ a sure thing), but I love how Republicans just don’t understand how anyone could vote Democratic. I mean, the economy is doing so awesome! Iraq and Afghanistan, after five years (longer than it took to destroy Hitler and Mussolini and Tojo under a Democratic administration), are doin’ great! Nobody in America is losing their house! America is greatly respected around the entire world!

    Republicans, you’re going to lose in November not because of the librul media nor because McCain didn’t let Palin loose. You’re going to lose because your party fucked. everything. up. And now we need adults, in the form of the Democratic party, to come in and clean up your mess for you.

  4. jojo says:
    October 22, 2008 at 6:20 am

    Yes, who could have guessed that major media companies would be based in some of the biggest cities in the US? Obviously ABC, CNN, et al should move their operations to Pahrump, Nevada if they want to be taken seriously.

  5. Quaker in a Basement says:
    October 22, 2008 at 10:22 am

    You laugh, but it’s a verifiable, known fact that the polls keep showing an Obama lead because pollsters are oversampling Obama supporters!

  6. Steve M. says:
    October 22, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Don’t you remember that that poll with Bush in the lead was before Gallup moved its headquarters out of East Goathump, Mississippi, and Rasmussen gave up that double-wide out back of Todd Palin’s snowmobile shed?

  7. Matthew says:
    October 22, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Drat and consternations, I thought the conspiracy would be able to last until the election, when we had brainwashed enough Americans to vote for Obama through polling reports. Now that our brilliant conspiracy has been uncovered it seems the superior ideas, ads, and messaging of John McCain will win over our deceitful liberal polling.

  8. megamoze says:
    October 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    I don’t know. I saw a Bob’s Trailer Park poll from Possum Trail, Georgia and damn if it didn’t show Obama with a 7 point lead.

    Some one had better stock up on hankies come Nov 5.