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What Does It Take For A Republican To Win This Year?

Run against an idiot like Florida Democrat Tim Mahoney who can’t keep it in his pants. If I lived in that district, I’d maybe vote for the Republican.

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23 Responses to “What Does It Take For A Republican To Win This Year?”

  1. Quaker in a Basement says:

    The GOP will do us a favor to defeat this loser.

  2. SpiderJ says:

    Oliver!

    What are you doing? You’re posting negative about a Democrat! How are the usual knobs going to call you out for never highlighting negative things done by Democrats if you go ahead and highlight idiots like Tim Mahoney?

    I must go tell the other liberal fascists about you! Prepare to have your door beaten down by our jackbooted Volvo-driving thugs!

  3. Rheinhard says:

    To quote Atrios, “Nobody could have predicted a rich Republican asshole would act like one! Thanks Rahm!”

    Three years ago the schoolteacher and passionate anti-war activist from Palm Beach County was all set to run for Congress against then-U.S. Rep. Mark Foley. The 54-year-old husband and father opened up a campaign account, started stumping in the 16th Congressional District and thought he had won the blessing of national Democrats.

    But then, almost overnight, Lutrin said the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee began pressuring him to get out of the race and told him it was no longer backing him. Instead it was putting resources, including a check from then-DCCC chairman Rahm Emanuel, behind a political newcomer: Tim Mahoney, a multimillionaire venture capitalist and former Republican, who was mostly unknown within state Democratic circles.

    That decision may come back to haunt Democrats.

  4. SpiderJ: Clearly, I’m out of the club.

  5. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    The GOP will do us a favor to defeat this loser.

    At least it was an adult woman this time.

    Tim Mahoney, a multimillionaire venture capitalist and former Republican,

    Ah-HA!

  6. Dennis says:

    Jeez, Oliver, you must have the same agent as Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker.

    Should we be looking for you on Fox News soon?

  7. william says:

    Better late than never eh Oliver? Rahm Emmanuel has had this under his hat since 2007.

    Culture of Corruption.

  8. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Rahm Emmanuel has had this under his hat since 2007.

    Call. Unnamed Mahoney staffers are NOT evidence.

  9. william says:

    What does it take?

    How about Michelle “Leona Helmsley” Obama ordering a little $350 snack from room service at the Waldorf Astoria. Her order included lobster hors d’oeuvres, two whole steamed lobsters, Iranian caviar and champagne. (NY Post Page Six)

    I wonder if that’s how the poor slobs who sent $25 bucks to Obama expected their donations to be spent?

  10. Quaker in a Basement says:

    I’ll see your lobster snack, willie, and raise you Cindy Helmsley, err.. Hensly McCain’s skillion-dollar earrings.

  11. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    Well, who could argue the credibility of that font of wisdom, Page Six?

  12. PG says:

    william,

    1) I’ve had my campaign donation spent on more fruitless things. While I was home in Texas last weekend, I was yelling at the TV because I saw an Obama ad on it. That cost a lot more than $350, it’s not going to help the campaign, and it’s not even going to be a fun memory for the Obama family of the time they tried extravagant foods at the Waldorf-Astoria. Yet I haven’t asked for my money back, because when you donate to a campaign, you leave it in their discretion how to spend the money. Speaking of which,

    2) Your source of the NY Post, Page 6 — which itself relies on an unnamed tipster who apparently couldn’t provide documentary evidence, like the bill with Mrs. Obama’s signature — doesn’t say whether the room service was charged to the campaign or not. Some expenses on the campaign trail will be deemed personal and are not chargeable to the campaign.

  13. PG says:

    Incidentally, people who do believe in documentary evidence can check the Obama campaign’s FEC filings on fec.gov (search Obama for America). While obviously an expense from just this week won’t be there yet, you certainly can check through and see if there’s any pattern of such expenditures being charged the campaign. Are expensive hotels where Obama is having a meeting, but where the campaign is not staying for the night, also showing up on the expenditures filings as places where the campaign made significant disbursements for food and drink?

  14. Sean D. Martin says:

    william: I wonder if that’s how the poor slobs who sent $25 bucks to Obama expected their donations to be spent?

    So you have proof that the bill was paid with campaign funds?

    Hell, you have proof it actually happened?

    While he was at a meeting at the Waldorf-Astoria at 4 p.m. Wednesday, Michelle Obama called room service and ordered lobster hors d’oeuvres, two whole steamed lobsters, Iranian caviar and champagne, a tipster told Page Six.

    Oh, a “tipster” reported it to a gossip page. Must be true.

  15. Dave in SoCal says:

    Don’t be critical of Oliver. He’s just following the Obama playbook. When someone goes from being a political asset to a political liability, it’s “under the bus” with them.

    Bye bye, Tim Mahoney!

  16. Dave in SoCal says:

    If I lived in that district, I’d maybe vote for the Republican.

    Yeah, this statement definitely sets off the bullshit alarm.

  17. MobiusKlein says:

    A Democrat who pays hush money to hide an affair is not worthy to represent Palm Beach – nobody threw him under the bus, he lay down there himself.

  18. SpiderJ says:

    When someone goes from being a political asset to a political liability, it’s “under the bus” with them.

    Yeah, the GOP strategy of “when somebody gets caught doing something wrong, deny and smear the accusers” is so much more noble.

  19. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    Yeah, this statement definitely sets off the bullshit alarm.

    Mine too. but only because I will never, EVER vote for a Republican again. I’ll vote for a German Shepard first.

  20. Quaker in a Basement says:

    When someone goes from being a political asset to a political liability, it’s “under the bus” with them.

    What? You think we ought to be sticking up for him?

    Don’t you realize you’re reinforcing the stereotype that Republicans have an excessive tolerance for sexual misconduct?

  21. Nimrod Gently says:

    Shorter Wingnuts:

    HA HA THIS PROVES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE INNOCENT OF EVERYTHING EVER

  22. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    That’s a stereotype?

  23. daniel rotter says:

    “…poor slobs who sent $25 bucks to Obama…”

    So people who send a $25 donation to Obama’s campaign are “poor slobs”? Stay classy, rightists.