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Colin Powell has his dancing shoes on, fueling speculation that he’s gearing up to do the Obama Two-Step.

The normally staid former U.S. secretary of state and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff performed an impromptu hip-hop dance alongside well-known rap stars Tuesday following a speech at a festival in London celebrating African-American music and fashion.

His address at the “Africa Rising” celebration inside London’s Royal Albert Hall fueled speculation that an endorsement of Barack Obama is imminent.

The headline and the first two paragraph blare and repeat that it’s his dancing that leads to speculation that he’ll endorse Obama. Only in para 3, after the break, does it make the first sensible comment in the whole article: that it’s his comments that “fuel speculation”.

That’s modern “journalism” for ya.

Also,

Powell has said in the past that he has been hesitant to make an endorsement until he hears more from both candidates.

JesusHow much more does the man need to hear? I mean, whichever way he goes, we’re 20 days from the actual election and he says he still hasn’t heard enough to make a decision?