Comments on: Dennis Hopper Flips To Obama

By: PD100

PD100 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:48:33 +0000

“This is especially funny since Hopper was in Zucker’s new failure of a movie A Right-Wing Cavalcade of Comedy or whatever it’s called.

The original working titles were:

I’ve Been Shitting My Pants Since 9/11 And I Can’t Stop
Michael Moore Hates America II – Electric Bugaloo
Kelsey Grammer – The Cocaine Diaries

By: Jamey

Jamey — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:16:47 +0000

Yeah, well f**k Dennis Hopper. In the a**. With a dildo dipped in dog s**t and rolled in broken glass.

He’s the c*** who said, “yeah, man, I used to be a liberal, but then I got sober.”

Which, of course, is bull****. He got rich. No crime there, Dennis, but man up and just be honest. Admit that nothing else matters as long as you don’t have to pay taxes. Honesty. Is that too much to ask from someone who enjoys standing on a soapbox built with moviegoers’ money. I mean, if this country is half liberal and half conservative, why make a point of sh****g all over the half you formerly belonged to? Just pull the lever for Bush 43 (great judgment there, Dennis!), and go home and count your money.

Obama can carry California without Hopper’s vote. I’d rather see his ass beaten in a bar-fight.

By: nitpicker

nitpicker — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:37:57 +0000

This is especially funny since Hopper was in Zucker's new failure of a movie A Right-Wing Cavalcade of Comedy or whatever it's called.

By: Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:43:07 +0000

Rheinhard:
Hopper always struck me as a rebel. The kind of rebel that would do something different just to piss people off. He’s friends with people like Neil Young(who is a rebel in his own right). I know Neil Young would, in his own views, be considered a DFH(I imagine Hopper is the same way). Neil Young said some nice things about Ray-gun, but it didn’t have much to do with politics.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:28:32 +0000

Shorter William: “Don’t care don’t care don’t care” *stamps feet, pouts, throws rattle across room*

By: PG

PG — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:55:10 +0000

Rheinhard, haven’t you heard about the vast left-wing conspiracy — right down to the minimum wage high schoolers staffing the ticket booth — to undercount the number of people going to see An American Carol, to prevent them from knowing the movie is playing at a theater, and to keep the movie from being reviewed in newspapers on the day it opens? (Oh, wait, that last one was something the film’s producers did.)

By: jr

jr — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:44:23 +0000

“Dennis Hopper hates small town America”-Gumpette Sarah

By: william

william — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:11:09 +0000

Another celebrity for the The Messiah…yawn.

By: Rheinhard

Rheinhard — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:59:54 +0000

There’s really a very simple explanation for this…

Hopper has seen the execrable box office returns for “An American Carol”, and has seen the light. This his his plea to the all-powerful liberal cabal that runs Hollywood for future work. Obviously if the evil liberals could somehow force all of America not to go to such a scintillatingly brilliant and innovative laugh-a-palooza, after hiding the film in a paltry insignificant 1600 theaters nationwide, it’s obvious that Hollyweird conservatives can’t beat them, so they might as well join them.

By: KXB

KXB — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:53:43 +0000

Don’t believe your lying eyes. There is no such thing as an Obamacon – just another tired lie spread by the Loony left.

By: Quaker in a Basement

Quaker in a Basement — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:40:38 +0000

True story: I once knew a guy who thought “Blue Velvet” was a sequel to “National Velvet.” He rented it at the video store for an evening with his in-laws.

He shut it down when Hopper started hitting the nitrous oxide tank and muttering “I’ll f**k anything that moves!”