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They Keep Saying We’re Going Through A “Crisis”…

Does this mean America is being retconned? We better hope we’re on Earth-1 then.

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8 Responses to “They Keep Saying We’re Going Through A “Crisis”…”

  1. Diamondrock says:

    You am me, Oliver, we think alike. It’s like reading a political blog that’s also a comic book blog. But better because you never talk about Marvel.

  2. Mark says:

    My god, it all makes sense now! Dick Cheney is the Anti-Monitor. George Bush is the Psycho-Pirate. John Kerry….was Barry Allen! Now if only we had a comic book analogy for Obama…

  3. SAP says:

    So … Obama is John Stewart?

  4. It’s Infinite Crisis!

    Alex Luthor is desperately trying to wipe out years where our leaders became dark and return us to a time of heroes.

  5. Diamondrock says:

    If we’re lucky all eight of the Bush years will be retconned away…

  6. Sean D. Martin says:

    SAP: So … Obama is John Stewart?

    Because they’re both green, right?

    Sheesh!

  7. Nimrod Gently says:

    Maybe he just meant they look alike.

    And I can totally see Obama as a Green Lantern.

  8. Shawn says:

    @Mark,

    Damn! You beat to pointing out Dick Cheney is the anit-Monitor!

    Does this mean then that Palin is that scarred-up Guardian who is plotting to use him as a battery for the Black Lanterns?