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October 10th, 2008 12 Comments

We Olivers grow stronger every day…

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12 Responses to “Olivers! To Arms!”

  1. PG says:
    October 10, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Oliver’s Army is on its way… probably one of the top 5 Elvis Costello songs.

  2. Matthew says:
    October 10, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    I’ve been warning about the increasing influence of the Big Oliver lobby for years. It must be stopped.

  3. atsah says:
    October 10, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    I’m guessing the next step will be a Facebook group called “Guys Named Oliver Who Are Smarter Than John McCain”? :) Go for it!

  4. ed says:
    October 10, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Just what is it with You People anyway?

  5. Mylegacy says:
    October 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    It’s come to THIS!

    John McCain announced today that, “William Ayers, Oliver Willis, and every other Oliver in the World (with the exception of the one in the Dickens book “Oliver”) are engaged in a terrorist strategy to shield Barack Obama from the righteous gaze of the righteous right.”

    “Hussein Obama cannot hide behind these despicable Olivers – our Christian Soldiers will find them whereever they flee.”

    The McCain campaign also announced today, “…preemptive cluster bomb strikes against caves in Tora Bora where rumors have it several Oliver’s live.”

    Film at eleven on FOX TV NEWS – The ONLY Freedom Loving TV left on Earth!

  6. spork_incident says:
    October 10, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Is there nothing Olivers can’t do?

    .

  7. william says:
    October 10, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    You’re going to need a few more Olivers…

    Next up is Patrick Fitzgerald, Tony Rzco, Broadway Bank in Chicago, and the Giannoulias family.

    A Fitzmas for Obama…In the pokie?

  8. Matt says:
    October 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    This.

    Is.

    OLIVERA!

  9. Pablo says:
    October 10, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    And Oliver North! I think he was a “Black Ops” guy!

  10. Duros Hussein62 says:
    October 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Don’t start that talking
    I could talk all night
    My mind goes sleep walking
    While I’m putting the world to right
    Call careers information
    Have you got yourself an occupation ?
    Oliver’s Army is here to stay
    Oliver’s Army are on their way
    And I would rather be anywhere else
    Than here today

  11. Duros Hussein62 says:
    October 10, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    A Fitzmas for Obama…In the pokie?

    Sarah will have to make room.

  12. ollie says:
    October 11, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    and i’m back too!