Comments on: John McCain Had A Brazilian Girlfriend, So He’s An Expert On Latin America

By: McCain/Palin Part 1: the Train Wreck

McCain/Palin Part 1: the Train Wreck — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:31:01 +0000

[...] Holiday With John McCain, His foreign policy advisor and foreign policy experience, His government-run health care, On troop and veteran’s issues, Rolling Stone: Make-Believe [...]

By: billbb

billbb — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:51:15 +0000

Lends a whole new slant to McCain’s claim to have experience in “foreign affairs.”

By: Duros Hussein62

Duros Hussein62 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:25:19 +0000

Well said, Bruce.

By: anne

anne — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:19:58 +0000

…in his PANTS.

By: lover of jazz

lover of jazz — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:25:36 +0000

and a couple of weeks ago one of his spokesturds tried to claim mccain damn near invented the blackberry.
i swear, these guys KNOW the media is scared shitless of laying into them and are just daring anyone to try.
after palin pretty much announced she’d say whatever the hell she wanted regardless of the question and nobody screamed “WTF?”, they have had it affirmed once and for all: they can say and do any stupid shit they like with NO CHANCE that it’ll come back to haunt them.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:29:13 +0000

Brazilian ass has a repute for quality. But if your experience is in getting Brazilian ass, the doctorate on your wall is for “getting ass”, not in “Brazilian affairs.”

By: Susan Kitchens

Susan Kitchens — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:30:57 +0000

Not girlfriend. Mistress.

MISTRESS.

If the opening anecdote of the Rolling Stone account of McCain’s trip from the National War College is the context for McCain’s Mr. Coconut love fest in Brazil, she’s not a girlfriend, she’s a mistress, because he was married at the time.

(there was an earlier trip to South America when he was a midshipman studying at the naval academy.)

But he chose Rio for his foreign travel leg of the National War College because he stood “a better chance of getting laid.” While married. With three kids.

Link to Rolling Stone article:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_real_john_mccain

By: mawado

mawado — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:00:19 +0000

Given that he’s a republican, has anyone checked her for an adam’s apple, large hands, and a wide stance?

By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:42:50 +0000

OW, what was that you said about conservatives bringing teh funny?

I know I’m laughing.

By: Patrick K

Patrick K — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:32:07 +0000

Pretty polynesian baby, over the sea…
I still remember the night…

–

Ooh, I’m a travelin’ Maverick…

I mean, what the hell, he already mangled the Beach Boys.

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:55:51 +0000

but it sorta speaks to the long experience he has had in the region — in the most positive terms.”

What, by fucking it? I don’t get it.

By: Crusty Dem

Crusty Dem — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:52:59 +0000

Interestingly, Sarah Palin has never been South of the border, but is also an expert in Latin America because she once got a Brazilian bikini wax.

Sadly, this news would probably only increase the excitement on the right side of the blogosphere, just look at Rich Lowry at the corner. He’s suffering from quite a priapism today, if it lasts 4 hours or more, he should really go see his doctor.