Comments on: America Begins To Agree On The Change We Need

By: Roshanda Jackson

Roshanda Jackson — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:11:43 +0000

I Blaim Palin You Suck Lady You Are Not Ready To Do Nothin Yet So Jus Go Home And Give Up Please It Will Save Us The Drama You The Woman Virgin Of Bush So Just Go Home Please..

By: A.R.Yngve

A.R.Yngve — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:31:51 +0000

But as you have noticed, there are still die-hard supporters of the other candidate — Nurglon (Rep.):
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Bobby Joe Scagg, gun shop owner, Alabama:
“Well y’know, some latte-drinkin’ lawschool elite liberals might look at Nurglon, and all they see is a 150-foot-tall tentacular creature… but us REAL Americans, plain folks, we see her for what she is: a pious, decent patriot who don’t take no crap from our enemies… She’s one of us, basically. And she’s white.”
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William Worthingless III, investment banker, Utah:
“Nurglon will fix the economic system and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams. I love you, Nurglon!”
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Lula Boggs, Arkansas:
“Of course I can only vote for Nurglon. She’s the only female candidate out there!”
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And what does Nurglon think about her/its opponent Obama?
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NURGLON (Rep.):
“THE SHINING ONE MUST BE DEFEATED! HIS LIGHT BURNS OUR HUNDRED EYES!”
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By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:47:02 +0000

And aside from that, here’s the designer’s blurb:

“E Pluribus Unum is something the Republicans have forgotten. It’s time for America to remember itself.”

Cheesy, but innocuous. Certainly not celebratory of a fascist ideal; the idea of national unity need not extend so far – as evidenced by the American motto the designer references.

By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:44:36 +0000

Dave, I wouldn’t be too concerned about anything on cafepress, as it’s not a product of the campaign. I could go on there right now and make a “Dave’s a big commie” sticker and throw one on my car.

By: Dave in SoCal

Dave in SoCal — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:21:30 +0000

Speaking of Change We Need…

Have you seen the new Obama bumpersticker?

Obama
One Nation
One People

That sounds familiar. Where have I heard that slogan before?

Oh yeah, here…

Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Fuhrer

Translation:

One People
One Nation
One Leader

Charming. And will the ‘Young Obama Pioneers’ children’s choir be singing this along with “Yes We Can”?

By: Jaim

Jaim — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:14:32 +0000

Awesome news people, but let’s remember that it’s not over yet.

Noses. To. The. Grindstone.

Yes We Can!

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:46:21 +0000

Toward the end of his remarks, Clinton repeated the Palin dig, saying: “The Obama/Biden ticket, and particularly Senator Obama, have a better philosophy, better answers, better understanding, better advisers, a better vice presidential candidate, and a better plan for Florida. … This is not close, folks. It is not a close question.”

See, that’s why he’s a cool President.

By: Randy Brown

Randy Brown — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:24:09 +0000

Dennis finally signed a (rhetorical) check with his mouth that his ass couldn’t cash.

D’OH!!

By: Duros Hussein62

Duros Hussein62 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:56:54 +0000

On the other hand:

Toward the end of his remarks, Clinton repeated the Palin dig, saying: “The Obama/Biden ticket, and particularly Senator Obama, have a better philosophy, better answers, better understanding, better advisers, a better vice presidential candidate, and a better plan for Florida. … This is not close, folks. It is not a close question.”

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:10:17 +0000

If it involves anyone with the surname “Clinton” then at this point it is 80% likely it is not on topic. If it involves Bill it’s more like 95%.

I guess what I’m trying to say here is STOP DOING THAT.

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:59:15 +0000

There’s got to be some other explanation.

I really, really don’t think there is.

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:57:14 +0000

First, America is starting to turn around, yes, but apparently the current Big Dog American is still not so sold yet.

Right, Dennis, because as goes Clinton, so goes all liberals, right?

so I just wanted to help you out a bit with a little dose of reality

As sson as you find some, you let us know, ‘k?

Fuckin’ blah blah bla..

By: Dennis

Dennis — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:46:05 +0000

Dennis could you please try and stay remotely on topic?

It is on topic, OW. First, America is starting to turn around, yes, but apparently the current Big Dog American is still not so sold yet. Or else he had a brain cramp to a simple question about the Man from Change. Second, the polls are in his favor, yes, and many of you are starting to get giddy as Rome is burning, so I just wanted to help you out a bit with a little dose of reality and not to get too overconfident, as you have so many times in the past.
And third, you start out by saying Fox News will be stepping it up as we get closer to the election, so I thought I’d help everyone out with an interview between Greta and Bill about what Fox will be politely discussing with the American people in the weeks to come. Sort of a preview of coming attractions.

By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:31:39 +0000

You know, it occurs to me that I see that ’shorter’ Duros just used an awful lot. It further occurs to me that it’s completely appropriate and pretty funny literally every time it’s used. I’m sure, though, that those with some difficulty commenting on the topic aren’t having difficulty because they’ve got nothin’. There’s got to be some other explanation.

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:22:15 +0000

Shorter Dennis:

LOOK OVER THERE!

By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:16:25 +0000

I wonder how much of this has to do with Sen. Obama playing that first debate – the one in which he was supposed to be all Washington Generals – to an effective draw. I don’t have the numbers in front of me but if I recall foreign policy was the one area where Sen. McCain had a lead in those ‘trust’ polls.

By: Oliver Willis

Oliver Willis — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:11:51 +0000

Dennis could you please try and stay remotely on topic?

By: ed

ed — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:10:49 +0000

Epic Flail, Dennis. Epic Flail.

By: Enlightened Liberal

Enlightened Liberal — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:10:20 +0000

Dennis, are you aware that you can get your own blog on blogspot? Because you seem to post stuff off topic so much that I think you must believe that this is “blogging”. If you get your own blog it won’t clutter up OW’s comment section with inane drivel. Other than the J’s of course. And other assorted mental midget Republicans (but I repeat myself). Hope this helps.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:54:51 +0000

Bill Clinton finally asked a question he can't answer. Ouch.