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BREAKING: SENATOR MCCAIN ADDRESSES THE NATION

No more drama. I’m votin’ for Obama.

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3 Responses to “BREAKING: SENATOR MCCAIN ADDRESSES THE NATION”

  1. Johnny Mc lacks the temperament for the presidency. He’s too impulsive:

    “Let’s have a gas tax holiday!”

    “Drill, drill, drill!”

    “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bom-bom-Iran!”

    “I’d fire the head of the SEC!”

    “Let’s postpone the debate while we save Wall Street!”

  2. jr says:

    “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”-McCain’s left eye

  3. Amelia says:

    Foxy Loxy’s reading from Mein Kampf, you know!