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Time/CNN Battlegrounds

Wonder why McCain is trying to pull a stunt? Here’s more information.

Colorado: Obama 51, McCain 47
Michigan: Obama 51, McCain 46
Montana: McCain 54, Obama 43
Pennsylvania: Obama 53, McCain 44
West Virginia: McCain 50, Obama 46

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12 Responses to “Time/CNN Battlegrounds”

  1. Jaime says:

    What about Ohio?

  2. Jay Tea says:

    Time and CNN are not battlegrounds.

    They’ve already cheerfully surrendered to Obama, and enlisted in his cause.

    J.

  3. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    “Time and CNN are not battlegrounds.”

    Those are polls of battleground states, you fucking retard.

    After saying something that stupid, you should leave the internet for good.

  4. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    Montana will be closer because Ron Paul will be on the ticket.

  5. Jay Tea says:

    “Hey, what’s that whistling sound?”

    “Those are clues, blowing right over Strowbridge’s head.”

    “Wow, they’re loud.”

    “Not loud enough, apparently.”

    Also: see “Sarchasm.”

    J.

  6. essrog says:

    Ha ha ha lame! If that was sarcasm, you’re doing it wrong

  7. Jay Tea says:

    Sarchasm: The abyss between the creator of witticisms and the intended recipient who does not find the humor in it.

    http://www.unwords.com/unword/sarchasm.html

    God, sometimes it’s TOO damned easy.

    Next up, I’ll call Strowbridge an ignoranus.

    J.

  8. Nimrod Gently says:

    We got the joke.

    It was just incredibly shit.

  9. essrog says:

    Even if your point was “liberal media,” the only abyss I see here is between you and the attempt at humor … you just didn’t make it to the witticism. Better luck next time

  10. Randy Brown says:

    Fling.

    Whirr.

    SPLAT!!

    The rhetorical masochism never stops.

  11. Bruce Henry says:

    Jay Tea: “Is this thing on…? I know you’re out there, I can hear you breathin’. Hello…? Jesus, tough room.”

  12. Jaim says:

    I love it. John McCain thinks he deserves to be the most powerful person in the world, but he also thinks he should be allowed to call a “time-out.”

    Christ Jay Tea, I’d at least have expected you to jump ship for Bob Barr by now.