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The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities.
The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities… in Virginia.
The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities in Virginia… hosted by George “Macaca” Allen.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They’re predicting 1,000 attendees and while past performance is no indicator of future growth, this does not bode well for this “outreach”:

Two events last week had sparse turnout, offering little evidence that the voice is growing stronger. To announce the weekend rally, county Republicans held a news briefing at which organizers representing seven ethnic groups explained their efforts to boost minority turnout. But all were steadfast Republican volunteers — not examples of newly minted Republican voters.

Later, the Republican National Hispanic Assembly of Virginia, Latinas for McCain, Hispanic Veterans for McCain and local Hispanic leaders gathered to endorse McCain for president. About 15 people participated in the event, which was held at the Tower Club in Tysons Corner — and not in one of Fairfax’s commercial or residential enclaves, such as Annandale or Baileys Crossroads, known for their concentrations of ethnic minorities.

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17 Responses to “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

  1. [...] This is just too funny to be made up: The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities. [...]

  2. jr says:

    I wonder if Obama waffles will be on sale. My wife would love this”-Lou Dobbs

  3. Teresa says:

    Yeah, they’re not out of touch.

  4. Memnoch says:

    “I went to a George Allen rally and all I got was a racial slur and this lousy t-shirt.”

  5. Repack Rider says:

    Once aqain, snark lags far behind GOP reality.

  6. Repack Rider says:

    “again” O-Dub, get preview.

  7. PD100 says:

    Feel free to stop by my Mark Whitlock Crackers stand.

  8. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Macacas for McCain? Hell yeah!

  9. Parthenon says:

    Were I a minority living in Virginia, I might go for a laugh. Max Blumenthal ought to do one of his mini-documentaries.

  10. Hedley says:

    Where does the article say that Sen. Allen is a “host” as opposed to one of multiple speakers? Surely the Republicans reaching out to minorities is worthy of a laugh without being misleading.

  11. Ok, he’s one of the hosts. Sorry I have to hold your hand.

  12. Kevin Hayden says:

    Next is the Jump Over De Stick Festival for Log Cabin Republicans, featuring Chicken BoyGeorge Bush.

  13. [...] Willis finds Virginia Republicans funny. Me, I never point at the retarded, but I’ll make an exception for this [...]

  14. Leota says:

    It’s a trap!!!!!!

    I believe they will be rounding up the fifteen or so brown people who show up and
    locking them all up for the next four years at a Super 8 —until the next Republican convention. Camera shots–ya know.

  15. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    Were I a minority living in Virginia, I might go for a laugh.

    i get the feeling that will most likely be the majority of attendees.

  16. datadave says:

    Ha, ha. Maybe they’ll offer the “minorities” a house for sale, with no down payment…and after they jack the interest rates sky high on the ‘victim’ then they can blame the weak economy on them.
    Oh, they’ve done that already!

  17. themadlolscientist says:

    Not an official trackback, but A Blog Around the Clock has linked to this post.

    OBAMA/BIDEN ‘08!