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The Most Important Issue Of This Election

I’m sorry, hockey? They may play that up in Canada and whatnot, but here in America we play football.

This is a nation with lingerie football, not lingerie hockey. Are we not Americans? STAND AND FIGHT AT THE FIFTY YARD LINE FOR YOUR NATION!!!

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18 Responses to “The Most Important Issue Of This Election”

  1. jerry says:

    Well pardner, in my neck of the woods where the temps today were right round 108, many of us perfer hockey. Ice hockey.

    But I’ll take your #7.

  2. Aaron Headly says:

    Ha! For a better explanation of what a real hockey mom is like, don’t miss Charlie Pierce in todays Altercation.

  3. Hedley says:

    You wouldn’t know we play football after watching the Redskins last night.

  4. Teriss says:

    Is that Sarah Palin I see above in the lingerie football outfit, how fitting for a Stepford Vice President. Word is out that she is acutally and android and if you push the button on the back of her neck she will kill a moose on the spot, skin it and eat raw meat. What a babe!

  5. j mccann says:

    (sigh) He *had* to be a bears fan! LOL! (as am I, thanks to the late, great Walter Payton) Needless to say, I’m not very optimistic about this season. I think Chicago is trying to put together the worst team in the history of the NFL at the skill positions on offense. Defense, don’t let me down! (My god..puuuuhleeease stay healthy)

    And whew, that’s a fine lookin lady there!

    Politics be damned….a couple things all of us guys have in common is football and NFL cheerleaders!

    By the way, if you haven’t been to an NHL game live and in person, I suggest it. It’s a whole new experience. I didn’t become a hockey fan until I went to an NHL game in my hometown. It’s much better than on tv, I admit. Much easier to track what’s going on when you can see the whole field…..er….ice I mean, than it is on the tube.

    I wonder if Kim Kardashian would be up to being a Bears cheerleader? Hmmmm……

    One can only hope.

  6. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    I do like football, real football, the kind we play up here in Canada, but Hockey is the best sport around. A lot more action than in football.

  7. spitar1 says:

    Pardon my french but…YOU F@#$ing SAID IT OLIVER! YEAH!

    I know you are a NFL Redskins fan…I’m a fan of Red too. BIG RED BABY! GO BIG RED! Cornhuskers! I’m a college football fan myself! Can’t help it. My entire family is from Nebraska! WOOOOOOOO FOOTBALL SEASON!

    Now back to your regularly scheduled political blogging.

    hockey sucks

    jk

    but I don’t like it. personal preference. football. Woo!

  8. OyToTheWorld says:

    Oh no you don’t. Don’t go insulting my hockey. If they call that right wing nutjob a “hockey mom” one more time, I’m gonna hurt someone. Don’t go ruining the good name of the coolest game on earth. Go Red Wings!

    Yes, it is possible to be a bleeding heart liberal and love the game the game of hockey.

  9. Queixada says:

    There’s some crazy shit afoot man..
    The GOP will steal this.

    The military is in Pakistan.
    Cheney gave a billion to Georgia
    Condi is in fuckin Libya right now

    what the hell is going on?

    I think the GOP is paying off all the countries it ever screwed over to look the other way while they do the unthinkable…
    They know where Osama is.
    Iraq is kicking us out. They’ll say it’s because of the surge
    oh. fuck.

  10. Jaim says:

    I wonder which team John McCain’s handlers will tell him he roots for.

  11. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    “I wonder which team John McCain’s handlers will tell him he roots for.”

    Whichever teams the closest. Remember how he changed his POW story to involve the Pittsburgh Steelers?

  12. JK says:

    You guys think your teams might play football, but in New England, we play CHAMPIONSHIP Football. (So the guy caught the ball of his helmet in the Super Bowl. Sue me.)

    Brady is God in these parts. Please don’t hate us because we’re good. Hate us because you’re not.

    As for Palin…interesting that she’s repelling the Hillary voters all the media heads initially thought she would attract.

    JK

  13. jr says:

    Sarah cross checked Todd’s business partner into the headboard

  14. KXB says:

    Hockey games are fun to watch at the stadium, the problem is the schedule. When a winter sport is having its championship in June, no one is paying attention. And if America were into hockey, it would be reflected in the ratings. Hockey gets far lower ratings than the NFL and MLB for traditional sports, or NASCAR for our Southern cousins, or a Tony Hawk press conference for the young people.

  15. Vanessa says:

    When I turned 18 and I was able to vote in a Canadian election (I was raised in Canada, but hold dual citizenship and now live in the US) I voted for the politician who liked my favorite hockey team.

    Oh, wait. No I didn’t. Canadian politicians are oddly European in their ways and rarely discuss sports while speaking about political policies. So weird. They must be elitists. Oh, and I probably don’t give a shit about sports teams anyway (no disrespect to the sports lovers).

  16. {scarlet} says:

    arguably the best post (wiping a tear from my eye).

    wow he can pull off a cap in suit very well. especially when it’s da bears cap.

    but don’t knock hockey. i admire anyone that can stand up straight on a pair of ice skates. i simply can’t.

    i need to look up the rules on this lingerie football. i wonder if it’s considered a foul if you pop their bra strap, give ‘em a wedgie or have a janet jackson wardrobe malfunction?

  17. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    Gotta give the Lingerie football ladies a lot of credit. They don’t wear pads at all (not counting silicone or saline, of course).

    Let’s see the NFL try that one time.

  18. somejackass says:

    Lingerie hockey? That would be AWESOME.