So I’m sitting here in the Dallas airport having breakfast in front of this big ass Sprint ad and I realize that Texas’ conservatism isn’t what bugs me. It’s that this is a town and state that provides aid and comfort to the Cowboys.
Also when traveling across time zones is it ok to give lotto numbers to my past self?

yes, were they to move the cowboys somewhere else (i’d suggest the surface of the sun), texas would be a fine state.
Those Cowboy fans (at the heart of Cowboy country, at least) have to be unbearable right now. Sometimes the rich just get richer.
WTF did you expect OW about the Dallas-FW airport? That they wouldn’t advertise America’s Team?
I wish I could find a pic of a DC bar framed poster in which I-30 goes west to Pokes Land.
OW, I think you are disappointed the Pokes won over the Texans. Next.
Have fun at the DNC in Denver.
One of the reasons I vowed never to return to Texas, after spending half my life there, is the Cowboys. A greater reason never to return is Cowboy Fan, who is almost, but not quite, as obnoxious as Patriots Fan.