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Conflicted

So I’m sitting here in the Dallas airport having breakfast in front of this big ass Sprint ad and I realize that Texas’ conservatism isn’t what bugs me. It’s that this is a town and state that provides aid and comfort to the Cowboys.

Also when traveling across time zones is it ok to give lotto numbers to my past self?

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4 Responses to “Conflicted”

  1. James Hare says:

    yes, were they to move the cowboys somewhere else (i’d suggest the surface of the sun), texas would be a fine state.

  2. Parthenon says:

    Those Cowboy fans (at the heart of Cowboy country, at least) have to be unbearable right now. Sometimes the rich just get richer.

  3. Benny says:

    WTF did you expect OW about the Dallas-FW airport? That they wouldn’t advertise America’s Team?

    I wish I could find a pic of a DC bar framed poster in which I-30 goes west to Pokes Land.

    OW, I think you are disappointed the Pokes won over the Texans. Next.

    Have fun at the DNC in Denver.

  4. SAP says:

    One of the reasons I vowed never to return to Texas, after spending half my life there, is the Cowboys. A greater reason never to return is Cowboy Fan, who is almost, but not quite, as obnoxious as Patriots Fan.