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“7 Kitchen Tables”

August 23rd, 2008 Barack Obama Joe Biden 25 Comments

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Um, yeah, Joe Biden FTW.

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25 Responses to ““7 Kitchen Tables””

1. dawg says:

   August 23, 2008 at 3:27 pm

   McCain get ready for the mojoe! 7 kitchen tables—–BRILLIANT
2. Parthenon says:

   August 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm

   I’m feeling some great lines coming out of the VP debates.
3. durablend says:

   August 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm

   Johnny needs to enlist Mittens now to diffuse that “7 kitchen tables” meme

   Make it 11 kitchen tables!
4. Zython says:

   August 23, 2008 at 4:18 pm

   My suggestion to Obama, go further with this. Accuse McCain of having 7 houses to house his 6 secret families. Run with it!
5. Dawg says:

   August 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm

   Joey B. it’s time to take down Mr. Cindy McCain!
6. Bruce says:

   August 23, 2008 at 5:48 pm

   Good to see Biden showing good work ethic, wasting not an hour before landing a pretty darn good barb.
7. jr says:

   August 23, 2008 at 5:52 pm

   Biden’s a great fighter. At the debates McCain will claim he recited the Carolina Panthers offensive line to his captors
8. Duros Hussein 62 says:

   August 23, 2008 at 5:58 pm

   I’ll see your 7 kitchen tables and raise you a dinette set!
9. SaveFarris says:

   August 23, 2008 at 6:36 pm

   When I think of Hope and Change, I think Joe Biden.
10. Quaker in a Basement says:

    August 24, 2008 at 12:33 am

    When I think of Hope and Change, I think Joe Biden.

    Not me. I think of Dick Cheney.

    On January 21.
11. Jaim says:

    August 24, 2008 at 1:19 am

    Hmm. A good start, definitely. I’m still thinkin’ it was the wrong choice, but I’d be happy to have Biden change my mind for me.

    Great line. Game on, Republicans.
12. Zython says:

    August 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    A good start, definitely. I’m still thinkin’ it was the wrong choice, but I’d be happy to have Biden change my mind for me.

    My thoughts exactly. I have reservations, but I’ll give him a chance.
13. JK says:

    August 25, 2008 at 8:43 am

    >>My suggestion to Obama, go further with this. Accuse McCain of having 7 houses to house his 6 secret families. Run with it!

    Ya, that’ll win an election. In fact, why not up the ante to 11 kitchen tables?

    After all these years voting Dem, looking at it from the new perspective of the “other side,” it’s increasingly clear why Democrats have lost the last 3 Presidential elections (Gore’s probable victory aside).

    They’re just not very good at it.

    McCain’s guys absolutely hammered Obama with the Paris Hilton ad…possibly the best political ad in a decade, and Obama counters with “Big John.”

    On the drive to work today, I heard a new poll out that notes 25% of Hillary supporters are going McCain (me, amoung them, as I would have voted Clinton if she had won the nomination)…..nonsense like the “7 tables” is one of the reasons.

    Barack “I don’t look like the guys on the dollar bills” Obama, is not a serious, ready-for-prime-time, candidate. Maybe in 2012. But then, he’s got to get past the Clinton machine again.

    JK
14. Duros62 says:

    August 25, 2008 at 9:05 am

    Your concern has been noted, JK.
15. Bruce Henry says:

    August 26, 2008 at 11:01 am

    So, you support Clinton’s goals for the country, but you’re gonna vote for McCain now. Wow.
    Yessiree, McCain is sure likely to move us in the direction Hillary intended to take us! Much more likely than Obama!
16. Parthenon says:

    August 26, 2008 at 11:12 am

    JK, as you may or may not already know, Sen. Obama’s program is much more similar to Sen. Clinton’s than is Sen. McCain’s.

    Bit of a mangled sentence, so let’s do it pictorally–

    |Obama| |Clinton| |Center| |McCain|

    Seriously, what gives?
17. Parthenon says:

    August 26, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Damned software collapsed all my spaces, so my graph lost its impact. I hope the point still comes across though.
18. Bruce Henry says:

    August 26, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Perhaps JK, like many another conservatard, has resorted to MAKING SHIT UP when he says he would have voted for Hillary. You can’t trust a word out of their mouths. If they tell you the sky is blue, look up.
19. Jay says:

    August 26, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Perhaps JK, like many another conservatard

    Bwahahahahahaaaaa!!! JK, a conservative??? I’ve known the dude for nearly 10 years and I assure you, he is NOT a conservative. Not even close. Sorry Bruce, but you’re way off on this. WAY off.
20. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    August 26, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Well, he ain’t no liberal, that’s for sure.
21. Jay says:

    August 26, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Well, he ain’t no liberal, that’s for sure.

    As a matter of fact, he is and I know because of long standing debates I have had with him on gun control, health care, environmental policy, taxes and a host of other issues.

    I know it’s par for the course around here for people to pigeonhole others and their entire lives based upon one vote in one election, but give me a break. Contrary to what people think, it is not uncommon for somebody to not like the candidate in question and vote for the other in protest. I remember Obama supporters threatening to vote for McCain had Hillary won the nomination.
22. Sean Martin says:

    August 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    |Obama|.|Clinton|..|Center|………….|McCain|

    There, fixed.

    So to all those like JK who just can’t past Clinton not being the nominee and are going to vote for McCain out of spite: You are immature idiots.

    If you want to shoot yourselves in the foot, go ahead. Hurt yourselves if you must. But find some way to do it that doesn’t hurt the rest of us (as we certainly will be if you make us suffer another 4 years of Bush).

    If nothing else, be pragmatic. Do you really think Hillary would stand a chance in 2012 if her supporters cost us this election out of spite? If you sabotage Obama’s winning, do you really think all the Obama supporters (remember, more of them than Hillary supporters right now) will turn around and support your candidate in 4 years?
23. Sean D. Martin says:

    August 26, 2008 at 12:45 pm

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24. Duros Hussein 62 says:

    August 26, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    I know because of long standing debates I have had with him on gun control, health care, environmental policy, taxes and a host of other issues.

    Well, it still doesn’t explain why he would want McNovocain to win. Just split the difference and vote for Babar, then.
25. Bruce Henry says:

    August 26, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    If I called JK a conservative unfairly I apologize. Haven’t been visiting here regularly all that long. I personally can’t imagine a worse insult than being called a Bush/McCain conservative. As my brother-in-law says, “I’d ruther be in jail with a broke back.”
    Now that that’s over with, are you freaking NUTS? What logic would lead one to believe that McSameasf*ckingbush is a better second choice for a liberal than Obama?
    And also, despite the fact that JK isn’t one of them, conservatives ALWAYS lie.