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Paris Hilton Responds To McCain Attack Ad

August 5th, 2008 Humor John McCain 21 Comments

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Paris Hilton could teach John McCain a thing or two about reading a prompter convincingly.

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21 Responses to “Paris Hilton Responds To McCain Attack Ad”

1. Leota2 says:

   August 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm

   “When beer was served in a bucket”
   LMAO!
2. Lib4 says:

   August 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm

   That was actually good…
   The winner in this whole thing is actually Paris…cant believe I said that…
3. Repack Rider says:

   August 5, 2008 at 8:32 pm

   Of course she has plenty of friends who can help produce such an entertaining spot, but Paris comes across as considerably more articulate than McCain.

   More mature, also.

   While I’m at it, cuter too.
4. Bruce says:

   August 5, 2008 at 9:42 pm

   Is this for real, or is this some lookalike? I think she’s for real but I don’t watch much TV.
5. Jay Tea says:

   August 5, 2008 at 9:51 pm

   I don’t believe it.

   In an earlier thread, I said I readily confuse Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

   Now I have a way of telling them apart: Hilton can articulate a coherent energy policy. The kind of one I’ve always believed in — fix the short-term NOW. Once that gets going, move on to a mid-term solution. And start research on a long-term one.

   Another way I can distinguish Hilton from Spears: Hilton can actually appear very articulate and knowledgeable and sensible and even compelling when working off a teleprompter and cue cards. Like Obama. It’s when they go off the script that they run into trouble.

   J.
6. Crusty Dem says:

   August 5, 2008 at 10:20 pm

   In an earlier thread, I said I readily confuse Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

   Now I have a way of telling them apart: Hilton can articulate a coherent energy policy.

   Jay, the easiest way to distinguish Paris Hilton from Britney Spears is that Paris is the one that Pwn8d your dude.
7. fafaroo says:

   August 6, 2008 at 1:04 am

   “Of course she has plenty of friends who can help produce such an entertaining spot …”

   I think McCain just found his new media team …
8. Parthenon says:

   August 6, 2008 at 1:16 am

   Politics can be funny, in other countries much more so than the United States. I strongly recommend watching a session of the British House of Commons, with the Government and Shadow Government taking turns zinging each other to the cheers and catcalls of the MPs. No attempts at serious gravitas and importance.
9. juhar19 says:

   August 6, 2008 at 3:51 am

   fafaroo: “I think McCain just found his new media team.”

   I agree. I think the McCain Spears summit is in the works and she will be one of McCain’s chief supporters for the youth vote.

   McCain’s campaign released a statement commenting on Paris Hilton’s ad [http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-gets-even-with-mccain-releases-ad-of-her-own/]

   ““It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis – -including both alternatives and drilling. In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama,” spokesman Tucker Bounds said.”

   Next McCain attack ad??? Let’s see…

   HOT White woman’s with a GED is more qualified than a Black man with a Harvard Law Degree to be President of the United States.

   I’m still not buying Paris Hilton’s claim to a GED which she says was earned in 1999, but her dad couldn’t confirm it in 2003.

   I guess White folks are having fun teaching Barack Obama how to have a sense of humor while combat troops will be in Iraq protecting the Iraqi government that’s pro US adding on to the already $79 billion of oil revenues in US banks.

   For better or worse, I truly believe US citizens will get the government it deserves on November 4.
10. merl says:

    August 6, 2008 at 4:02 am

    Old wrinkley dude cracked me up.
11. ed says:

    August 6, 2008 at 7:26 am

    The way to tell Jay Tea apart from Britney Spears:

    When asked about the Iraq Invasion, one said, “Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that.”

    The other bore children to KFed.
12. Enlightened Liberal says:

    August 6, 2008 at 7:31 am

    Ed wins the Internets!
13. Vanessa says:

    August 6, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Ed,

    That was brilliant.
14. Jay Tea says:

    August 6, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Ed, I deeply resent that remark.

    Both on behalf of myself and on behalf of Kfed and my beautiful babies.

    Why do you hate children so much, ed?

    J.
15. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    August 6, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Wow. She actually is able to articulate an energy plan better than McCain.

    “…fix the short-term NOW. Once that gets going, move on to a mid-term solution. And start research on a long-term one.”

    You realize off-shore drilling would take 10 years to kick in. That’s not short term.
16. Enlightened Liberal says:

    August 6, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Actually, fixing the short term means a lowered national speed limit, proper inflation of tires, and proper maintenance of engines. But that’s apparently too elitist. Driving 90 mph while running the tires flat on a pickup that hasn’t had a tuneup in 5 years, that’s a real American for you.
17. Duros62 says:

    August 6, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    With the windows down and the AC on full.
18. Jaim says:

    August 6, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    John McCain has made Britney Spears and Paris Hilton a part of our national campaign for president. And then allows himself to be shown up by Ms. Hilton.

    Funny and sad at the samet time.
19. Christina says:

    August 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Cute – Paris.

    Cuter – the ad.

    Not cute at all – that the story about this ad led off two of the three network morning shows today.
20. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    August 6, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    “John McCain has made Britney Spears and Paris Hilton a part of our national campaign for president. And then allows himself to be shown up by Ms. Hilton.

    Funny and sad at the samet time.”

    That says it all.
21. Gina says:

    August 21, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Paris … your indignation in response to the John McCain ad seems a little disingenuous, after you posted your pathetic sex video all over the internet!!!