Dear God:

6:07 pm EST June 25th, 2008 | Media | 15 Comments

I have seen David Brooks on the streets of DC four times now. In the future, should you choose to make me see famous tv news people in real life, please substitute new DC resident Lara Logan of CBS in lieu of any more Brooks.

Thanks,
Oliver

Enclosed is a photo of Lara Logan. You are omnipotent, but I figure this should help if there is any confusion as to which Lara Logan I want to run into.

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15 Responses to “Dear God:”

  1. Scratch says:
    June 25, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    I’m pretty sure she served me a drink at Caesar’s Palace last year.

  2. pwapvt says:
    June 25, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    She’s can read my teleprompter anytime!

  3. Quaker in a Basement says:
    June 25, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    She must be the one who made Charlie Black say stupid stuff.

  4. ed says:
    June 25, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Not unattractive and not weak-minded. She’s the un-David Brooks!

  5. White Whale says:
    June 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Dear lord! Marron! And some brains to boot? I think I need an assignment to D.C.:)

  6. Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle says:
    June 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    And she knows how to get into hot water too!!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/25/lara-logan-sex-scandal-cb_n_109271.html

    I believe she is married as well. No wonder she is leaving Baghdad.

  7. Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle says:
    June 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Speaking of Lara, how does Oliver feel about Obama throwing Scarlett Johansson under the bus?

  8. Donald says:
    June 25, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    Oh thank God….I thought he lived in my neck of the woods….NYC. You can keep him by the way…..

  9. Oliver Willis says:
    June 26, 2008 at 2:02 am

    Has “thrown off the bus” entered its 16th minute now? Please?

  10. anotherbozo says:
    June 26, 2008 at 8:18 am

    David Brooks! What a twit. My condolences, Oliver.

  11. KXB says:
    June 26, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Logan is divorced from some basketball player who played in the European leagues. Damn – I should have learned to play ball – well, I did learn, just not very well.

    But does anyone else fine it coincidental that this dirty laundry should be aired after she took the American news media to task for failing to cover Iraq? I smell a a conspiracy. C-O-N-spiracy!

  12. Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle says:
    June 26, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Here is more. There is now claims she was bopping CNN’s Michael Ware too.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/26/lara-logan-michael-ware-i_n_109331.html

  13. Duros62 says:
    June 26, 2008 at 10:27 am

    She’s the un-David Brooks!

    The Anti-David Brooks!

    Oliver, you should take to carrying a banana cream pie with you at all times.

  14. anotherbozo says:
    June 26, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    According to the HuffPost article (see Calvin Jones et al), Lara fools around. If God is good, Oliver, you’ve got a shot!

  15. Adam says:
    June 26, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    Note that these stories are from those paragons of good journalism, the National Enquirer and the NY Post.