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John McCain Declares War On Beer

I don’t drink beer, so this McCain position isn’t as offensive to me as others… but I suppose I’m probably in the minority on this.

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9 Responses to “John McCain Declares War On Beer”

  1. Squid Shark says:

    Ha, his wife is going to kill him.

    Respectfully,
    The Squid

  2. Duros62 says:

    Bartender! Another beer with earmarks down here, please?

  3. midderpidge says:

    Is this like when McCain had this posted on MySpace:

    “Dear Supporters,

    Today I announce that I have reversed my position and come out in full support of gay marriage… particularly marriage between passionate females.”

  4. White Whale says:

    He has gone too far! Can we trust someone who would take away our lifesblood and dancing aid? :)

  5. bryan says:

    I thought it was a shamrock pattern in my Guinness. Now I know it’s an earmark, it’s rather put me off.

  6. Alex says:

    McCain will have to pry my Guinness from my cold, dead hand.

  7. bryan says:

    Alex, or maybe wait until you’ve sunk about ten or so, at which point it’ll be your cold, unconcious hand =d

  8. Alex says:

    bryan, I would never let that happen. The defense of beer requires constant consciousness.

  9. bryan says:

    Like a beer minuteman? Would you take a shot =)
    When I was a student (and hard up), we used to drink super slowly, in order to stay in the pub and out of the freezing student house; this was called “nursing a pint”.