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John McCain Declares War On Beer

I don’t drink beer, so this McCain position isn’t as offensive to me as others… but I suppose I’m probably in the minority on this.

9 Responses to “John McCain Declares War On Beer”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Squid Shark

    Ha, his wife is going to kill him.

    Respectfully,
    The Squid

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Duros62

    Bartender! Another beer with earmarks down here, please?

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 midderpidge

    Is this like when McCain had this posted on MySpace:

    “Dear Supporters,

    Today I announce that I have reversed my position and come out in full support of gay marriage… particularly marriage between passionate females.”

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 White Whale

    He has gone too far! Can we trust someone who would take away our lifesblood and dancing aid? :)

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 bryan

    I thought it was a shamrock pattern in my Guinness. Now I know it’s an earmark, it’s rather put me off.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Alex

    McCain will have to pry my Guinness from my cold, dead hand.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 bryan

    Alex, or maybe wait until you’ve sunk about ten or so, at which point it’ll be your cold, unconcious hand =d

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Alex

    bryan, I would never let that happen. The defense of beer requires constant consciousness.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 bryan

    Like a beer minuteman? Would you take a shot =)
    When I was a student (and hard up), we used to drink super slowly, in order to stay in the pub and out of the freezing student house; this was called “nursing a pint”.

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