Lacking any news, the AP writes up an article on people who might “complicate” Obama’s campaign. Why don’t they just reprint the releases from the McCain camp and skip the pretense?
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Not this time.
Not this time.
This time, we want to talk about the fact that great minds think alike.
Damn, man, if that piece were any more slanted, I’d have to turn my monitor on it’s side.
They did offer a scant few words on the people who might complicate Mr. McCain’s campaign:
I keep thinking there’s somebody else who should have been on this list, but I can’t remember…Republican…high-ranking elected official…
You know, Cindy Lou ain’t exactly squeaky, if we’re gonna bring spouses up. Especially with weak bullshit like that.
The AP is bullshit. When the Democrats take over the White House, they should cut the organization off. Give them zero access and starve them.
Lieberman, in my opinion, should be considered as someone who is going to “complicate” McCain’s opinion, considering that the former, a head McCain cheerleader and surrogate, is going to be sharing the same stage with Hideous Hagee.