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Did Anyone Think To Measure Sen. Obama’s Midichlorians?

The force is strong in this one.

George Lucas has created legendary film heroes like Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones, but the US director says that in real life, his hero is Barack Obama.

“We have a hero in the making back in the United States today because we have a new candidate for president of the United States, Barack Obama,” Lucas said when asked who his childhood heroes were.

Obama, “for all of us that have dreams and hope, is a hero,” Lucas said.

Does this make McCain into Emperor Palpatine?

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14 Responses to “Did Anyone Think To Measure Sen. Obama’s Midichlorians?”

  1. Duros62 says:

    Does this make McCain into Emperor Palpatine?

    I knew he reminded me of someone.

  2. SpiderJ says:

    Palpatine never flip-flopped on torture. He was very clearly in favor of it the whole time.

    George, I appreciate your support, but whatever you do keep your writing hand away from my candidate’s speeches.

  3. Quaker in a Basement says:

    “Does this make McCain into Emperor Palpatine?”

    No, rikyrah–a regular commenter over at Prometheus 6–has already awarded that role to Ms. Clinton as Hilpatine.

  4. But what comes after Luke Skywalker? After meaning the middle years of his life. Does Skywalker take on the task of training new Jedi?

  5. Jay says:

    Spider, I was just going to leave a similar comment about Lucas and writing speeches.

  6. michael says:

    “Does this make McCain into Emperor Palpatine?”

    I can only assume you’ve never looked at pictures of Palpatine and Joe Liebermann next to one another, or you wouldn’t ask this.

  7. Duros62 says:

    I can only assume you’ve never looked at pictures of Palpatine and Joe Liebermann next to one another, or you wouldn’t ask this.

    See, I knew Sith lords traveled in pairs.

  8. SpiderJ says:

    Huh. The Palpatine/Vader parallel to McCain/Lieberman seems more appropriate when you consider that Anakin used to be the shining paragon of the Jedi, turned to the dark side by the promise of greater power.

  9. Duros62 says:

    @Spider

    I think you’re on to something here.

  10. Chris Russell says:

    Yoda was clearly a Democrat.

    “Ohhhhh, ‘great warrior’! Wars not make one great!”

  11. Warren Terra says:

    Jay, I was just going to leave a comment saying that I was going to say something similar to SpiderJ’s 11:42.

  12. JohnR says:

    From what I’ve heard, they’re over 9,000.

  13. fafaroo says:

    I’ll just take this opportunity to vent that the Midichlorian explanation for the Force was the stupidest revelation in a long string of stupid ideas that Lucas added to the new films.

  14. Duros62 says:

    It’s over 9000!