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David Brooks Is A Very Stupid Man

Yet another instance of the media trying to swing this thing for McCain and claim Obama to be an elitist. David Brooks claims Obama is too uppity for the salad bar at Applebee’s.

Applebee’s doesn’t have a salad bar.

On MSNBC, David Brooks asserted that “less educated” and “downscale” people “look at [Sen. Barack] Obama, and they don’t see anything,” adding: “And so, Obama’s problem is he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who could go into an Applebee’s salad bar, and people think he fits in naturally there.” Applebee’s officials have confirmed to Media Matters that its restaurants do not have salad bars.

It’s so intriguing that David Brooks, the consumate DC elitist I saw a few days ago walking out of that stomping ground of the common man – The Council On Foreign Relations – is still pushing this regular guy twaddle.

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18 Responses to “David Brooks Is A Very Stupid Man”

  1. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Me? I’m an elitist. I spend all my time hanging around the champagne fountain at the Sizzler.

  2. anotherbozo says:

    Almost worth tuning into PBS–if Brooks is appearing there–to see if Jim Lehrer asks him about it.

  3. Sean D. Martin says:

    It’s so intriguing that David Brooks, the consumate DC elitist I saw a few days ago walking out of that stomping ground of the common man – The Council On Foreign Relations – is still pushing this regular guy twaddle.

    “The Monster never sees a monster in the mirror.” – J. Straczynski

    It’s the rare person who ever actually sees themselves as part “them”. We all always see ourselves as part of “us”, and Brooks is no different.

  4. Leota2 says:

    For me, it has always been extremely pleasurable when
    true elitists (like Brooks) try to speak to the needs
    of Everyman–and make a fool of themselves in the process . . .

  5. Zaius Nation says:

    Ha! Never trust a man that doesn’t know his salad bars. The crux is in the croutons, I always say.

  6. Vanessa says:

    Yes, this is important stuff. Arugula.

  7. TroyJMorris says:

    Salad bar? Really, is that what he pulled out… salad bar….

  8. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    … When people say Obama is ‘elitist’ it is there way of saying he’s ‘uppity.’ They don’t like Obama because he’s an Uppity Nigger.

  9. Enlightened Liberal says:

    I guess I’m an elitist too. Applebee’s is overpriced crap loaded with salt and HFCS. Same goes for TGIF, Cracker Barrel and Red Lobster and other “middle America” restaurants.

  10. ed says:

    Did mention that I was on a flight with Bobo a while back? Did he sit in First Class? Hey, is David Brooks an Elitist Fuckhead?

  11. fafaroo says:

    “I spend all my time hanging around the champagne fountain at the Sizzler.”

    LOL. But seriously, the public one or the one in the Sizzler VIP room?

  12. Bill L. says:

    Actually, being an “elitist” should be a good thing, since that would suggest you were highly skilled or gifted in some way. It would be more accurate (and possibly helpful in the long run) to call Brooks and his DC cohorts classists.

    Of course, I’m sure no one will remember the “guy you want to have a beer with” standard that helped the current cartel into power. I guess beer is too elitist. Salad is the true choice of the common man.

  13. TroyJMorris says:

    @fafaroo

    There’s a VIP room?! My self-image has been shattered.

  14. Quaker in a Basement says:

    “Applebee’s is overpriced crap loaded with salt and HFCS.”

    HFCS? What’s that? High-falutin’ chicken s**t? Healthy for crazy suckers? Hideous feline carcas shards?

  15. Enlightened Liberal says:

    High Fructose Corn Syrup. Sorry I was using those “elitist” acronyms. Applebee’s still sucks. Though they have pretty hot waitresses sometimes.

  16. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    “High Fructose Corn Syrup. Sorry I was using those “elitist” acronyms. Applebee’s still sucks. Though they have pretty hot waitresses sometimes.”

    High Fructose Corn Syrup is one of the worst things you can eat. Purged that from my diet at the very beginning and it has helped me lose a ton of weight. (Not literally.)

  17. Dr. Squid says:

    I told el wifo that he actually wrote that and her jaw hit the 2×4’s on the deck.