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John McCain Plans To Win The Election In “January”

That’s pretty good for Barack Obama since he’ll win the election the rest of us are having in November.

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31 Responses to “John McCain Plans To Win The Election In “January””

  1. Jay Tea says:

    Sounds more like a misplaced comma. “But I guarantee you that if we do everything right, and we can and we will, I will win, in January I will be the next president of the United States, with your help and your support.”

    Bit of a stretch here. Obama’s made far, far, far more meaningful verbal gaffes. This is not even as bad a slip as Sunshine/Sunrise or Sioux City/Sioux Falls, and those were trivial as all hell.

    J.

  2. fafaroo says:

    Jesus, Jay Tea, you can’t even get something right when it’s on video.

    McCain clearly says, “I will win in January AND I will be the next president of the United States.” Misplaced commas don’t even enter into it.

    Rather than spending so much time fine tuning the calibration on your personal Gaffe Mater, could you please, for the love of god, spend a little more time on getting your facts straight?

  3. McCain said the election would be in January, suck it up and stop trying to explain away these things.

  4. Dr Paisley says:

    He means the election in the Supreme Court, of course.

  5. mike in dc says:

    If McCain is having some kind of memory or cognitive problems, the press has an obligation to report on it. That’s pretty serious stuff. I kinda wonder when Reagan first starting having precursor symptoms for Alzheimers, since they can precede the onset by up to 8 years.

  6. daniel rotter says:

    Give me a break, Jay. McCain clearly says that he “will win in January.”

  7. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    Wow, Jay Tea. That was sad, even by your standards.

    McCain screwed up, you screwed up your defense of McCain, and then ended on a ‘But, But, But Clinton’ argument (substituting Obama for McCain, obviously).

  8. daniel rotter says:

    Jay, in McCain’s statement, there’s an “and” between “I will win in January” and “I will be the next President of the United States.” There’s no “misplaced comma” in McCain’s words (and yes, I believe that McCain misspoke and doesn’t actually believe that the election is in January).

  9. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    “…(substituting Obama for McCain, obviously).”

    That should be Clinton, not McCain. Now I made a verbal gaffe. At least I’m not running president.

  10. SpiderJ says:

    Actually, CS, you made a written gaffe, unless you speak out loud everything you type in the forum. Also, you dropped a “for.”

    Pundits are currently descending on your location to find exactly WHAT YOU MEANT!!!

  11. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    “Pundits are currently descending on your location to find exactly WHAT YOU MEANT!!!”

    Since I’m not running for president, I can safely tell them to go fuck themselves.

  12. Jay Tea says:

    “But I guarantee you that if we do everything right, and we can and we will, I will win, in January I will be the next president of the United States, with your help and your support.”

    I listened to that at least five times, trying to transcribe it correctly, and still got it wrong.

    “But I guarantee you that if we do everything right, and we can and we will, I will win, in January, and I will be the next president of the United States, with your help and your support.”

    Dammit.

    Change that to a “moved and” — considering the longs string of sentence fragments, shifting an “and” three words later so instead it reads “I will win, and in January I will be the next president of the United States.”

    I stand by the sentiment, though — a trivial gaffe, about as meaningful as Obama’s cited above and far, far below “the tornado killed 10,000 people” or the “we need more Arabic translators in Afghanistan,” let alone his outright pandering lies that “my parents’ marriage wsa possible by the march in Selma” or “my father came here thanks to the Kennedys” or “I was made racially conscious by a Life magazine about a black man who bleached his skin.”

    As I said: this one is weak, incredibly weak.

    J.

  13. Duros62 says:

    Just proves what I’ve been saying; anytime McNovocain says “my friends”, the next string of words are stuff he’s making up.

  14. Donkey Hoedown says:

    McCain’s right: I encourage ALL Republicans to show up at the polls in January.

    And if Jay Teabag is the best apologist the GOoPers can muster, then they truly are f**ked 364 ways from New Year’s Day.

  15. midderpidge says:

    You mean like McCain trying to claim US troop levels in Iraq were currently below the pre-surge level? Is that a better one considering it goes to his general confusion on the whole Iraq thing which is the central plank of his platform.

    What is the appeal of McCain?

    He’s confused on Iraq.
    He has no clue about the economy.
    His campaign is run by lobbyists.
    He is for election reform as long as he is personally exempt.
    He has bad Health Care proposals.

    I guess it’s time to comb over his website to find issues and policies that won’t continue to damage America.

  16. fafaroo says:

    “I listened to that at least five times, trying to transcribe it correctly, and still got it wrong.”

    Yeah. We know. Please just go away now.

  17. Duros62 says:

    He has bad Health

    Fixed.

  18. midderpidge says:

    Not much substance on his website. Sorry. He seems to “recognize” alot of problems though.

  19. fafaroo says:

    On further reflection, Jay Tea, stick around for just a little while longer. We need to talk about this:

    “I stand by the sentiment, though …”

    I want to understand something. You listened to the video five times and still couldn’t hear what I’ll bet most of us heard on the first pass. You focussed, you concentrated, you ran it through five times and you still totally blew it.

    And yet you feel that you’re still qualified to pass judgment on the mistakes of others? Indeed, you feel entirely justified in ranking these mistakes according to their severity?

    As an exercise, let’s take a look at the Obama gaffes you cite:

    “the tornado killed 10,000 people”
    “we need more Arabic translators in Afghanistan,”
    “my parents’ marriage wsa possible by the march in Selma”
    “my father came here thanks to the Kennedys”
    “I was made racially conscious by a Life magazine about a black man who bleached his skin.”

    If Obama was convinced that he was correct on all accounts and actually acted on each one of these beliefs, what would be the consequences?

    As for the first two, he’d send more federal aid than necessary to a disaster area and he’d send Arabic translators to Afghanistan. Now where on the scale of bad decisions, would these actions fall? I’d say fairly low. Such resources are scarce, it’s true, but disaster areas still need relief and some Arabic translators are actually needed in Afghanistan. Where’s the serious harm?

    As for the last three gaffes, why they might just encourage a young man to believe in America, despite its faults, and give him the idea that he too could one day run for president.

    Now let’s take McCain’s gaffe. If McCain literally believed what he said, he’d start ramping up the final push of his presidential campaign in December. I suspect that would seriously impact his chances of winning the election in November.

    Now I don’t know why I give a shit about going through all this, except to say that sometimes I am utterly fascinated by how total hacks such as yourself actually think, if, in fact, you think at all.

  20. Jay Tea says:

    Oh, and now according to Obama, hate crimes against Hispanics doubled last year.

    Absolutely no one can find a source for that numbers, and the official numbers are nothing like that one.

    But… but… John McCain’s OLD!

    J.

  21. fafaroo says:

    “Absolutely no one can find a source for that numbers, and the official numbers are nothing like that one.”

    OMFG. Will you just stop? Please?!?!? You are the last person who should ever criticize someone for failing to cite facts to support their claims.

  22. fafaroo says:

    For the record, compare the FBI hate crime stats:

    2006: http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/hc2006/table1.html
    2005: http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/hc2005/table1.htm
    2004: http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/hc2004/hctable1.htm

    One look at these reports will tell you that hate crimes against Hispanics have gone up every year between 2004 and 2006.

    In 2006, hate crimes against Hispanics went up 10 percent.
    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-11-19-hate-crime_N.htm

    Did Obama get his stats wrong? I don’t know. Did he identify a real and growing problem? Most definitely yes.

  23. fafaroo says:

    A comment with links is awaiting moderation. Here’s the summary:

    Did Obama get his stats wrong? I don’t know. Did he identify a real and growing problem? Most definitely yes.

  24. fafaroo says:

    “According to hate crime statistics published annually by the FBI, anti-Latino hate crimes rose by almost 35% between 2003 and 2006, the latest year for which statistics are available.”

    http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=845

  25. Duros62 says:

    If McCain literally believed what he said, he’d start ramping up the final push of his presidential campaign in December.

    I, for one, say go for it.

  26. SpiderJ says:

    But how did you find these stats, fafaroo? ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can find these stats!

    I will say that it’s true that the rhetoric is exaggerated, but that this is clearly a problem. And you can blame the GOP fearmongering of illegal immigration for it.

  27. SaveFarris says:

    I’m pretty sure those extra 7 states Obama has campaigned in don’t vote until President’s Day.

  28. Sean D. Martin says:

    But how did you find these stats, fafaroo? ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can find these stats!

    And yet, fafaroo did. So you’re kinda disproving yourself.

  29. SaveFarris says:

    Which of the stats fafaroo found showed hate crimes “doubling”?

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  31. fafaroo says:

    “Which of the stats fafaroo found showed hate crimes ‘doubling’?”

    None of them. But that wasn’t my point. I don’t know where Obama got his stats either but if you want to call it a gaffe, Obama was still addressing a growing problem in this country.

    My other point was that Jay Tea, a guy who couldn’t accurately transcribe a 22 second video with good audio after multiple plays, is that last person who should be pouncing on anyone’s factual errors.