It looks like California voters are past the point (or at least moving in the direction) where they worry that Portia De Rossi getting married to 
Ellen* will somehow destroy the sanctity of that drunk wedding some couple who don’t even know each other had in Vegas.
More California voters now support allowing same-sex marriage than oppose it, according to a new poll released Wednesday.
The results mark the first time in over three decades of polling that more California voters have approved of extending marriage to gay couples than have disapproved, said Field Poll director Mark DiCamillo. The survey of 1,052 registered voters was conducted over the phone.
“I would say this is a historic turning point or milestone,” DiCamillo said. “We have speculated in the past there would be some time in the future when a majority would support same-sex marriage. Well, the lines have crossed.”
* And seriously, Ellen getting Portia is clearly the lesbian version of the relationship in The King Of Queens.
I disagree. Portia may be super hot and really funny, but Ellen is extremely funny in her own disarming way. I think she’s cute, too. Anyway, I am happy that they will be able to get married. They seem like nice people, and who is the state to get in the way of that?
How on earth does Ellen keep managing to score women like this?
Warmth and a good sense of humor are just as attractive to lesbians as they are to straight women, y’know.
I agree with Spider and Handjob.* Ellen is cute and funny. Although Portia De Rossi is clearly the hotter of the two.
* – Where else can you say a statement like that?
Yo Oliver, back off on the King of Queens @Y*#*&$.
Signed,
87 million dumpy-looking optimistic white American men, mine with the John Hancock
Jokes aside, it’s not like Ellen drives a UPS truck for a living, though they do get good health insurance through their union agreement, I hear.