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The Real McCain

Again, Senator, the camera is on when the red light is blinking.

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8 Responses to “The Real McCain”

  1. bryan says:

    The internet has made the whole “I didn’t say that” defence a lot harder to use, if not impossible.

  2. durablend says:

    “It’s all Al Gore’s fault! If he didn’t invent the internet, nobody would see any of this!”

  3. Scratch says:

    It blinks? I thought it just turned on when on. And stays off when off.

  4. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    “It blinks? I thought it just turned on when on. And stays off when off.”

    Compelling argument. I guess McCain didn’t lie about what he’s said in the past on numerous occasions.

  5. jojo says:

    “It blinks? I thought it just turned on when on. And stays off when off.”

    Maybe it’s turning on and off repeatedly, and we’re only getting snippets of a well-thought out, consistent message.

  6. Scratch says:

    Hi C.S…

    Not everything is an argument. I recall that the light on a camera, called a “tally light,” I think, lights up red when the camera is on air and is off when the camera is not on air. Has nothing to do with John McCain.

    Jojo…that reminds me of an old blond joke. I can’t convert it to text, but it involved making the sound of a blond driving through a flashing red light.

    Cheers,
    Scratch

  7. Duros62 says:

    Score 10 Pedantic points for Scratchy.

  8. Duros62 says:

    Or the blond at the beauty parlor with a Walkman on.
    Hair stylist says, “You have to take that off.”

    “Oh, I can’t. If I do, I’ll die.”

    A struggle ensues, the stylist finally gets the headphones off. The blond falls over dead.
    The stylists puts the headphones on: “Breathe in…..breathe out…..breathe in…..breathe out…..”