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Gore/Turner 2000

On CNN, Donna Brazille just joked that when Al Gore came to her about vice presidential running mates her first thought was Tina Turner. Seriously though, this would have been a much better choice than Joe Lieberman. Turner is world famous personality with cross-generational appeal. And she would have, even at her age, been the most attractive veep we would ever have. Oh, what could have been.

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7 Responses to “Gore/Turner 2000”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Matt

    Most attrctive? You forgot Marty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Van_Buren

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 jerry

    Can you imagine how much more fun State dinners would be? And how cool it would be for her to have constructed a Thunderdome on the lawn? Two congresscritters go in. One comes out.

    (And is that Marty Van Buren or Peter Boyle?)

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Sean D. Martin

    with cross-generational plea ???

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Oliver Willis

    Fixed

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 SAP

    That would have been the best Inaugural Ball evah!

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 bryan

    Did you know Tina Turner would not record “Something inside”, because it was “too black”?

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Quaker in a Basement

    Well, even if she had been Gore’s running mate, we still woulda had the protracted recount…because Tina never does anything NICE!…and easy…

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