Comments on: The President Needs A Magic Wand http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:33:27 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Duros62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93184 Duros62 Fri, 02 May 2008 02:37:35 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93184 <i>He thought the magic wand he waves to get a ham sandwich at 3:00 a.m. worked on the economy too. It took until now for his advisers to work up the courage to tell him it didn’t.</i> I was trying to find the Robot Chicken Star Wars bit with George and an elevated mitichlorian count. He thought he had the Force. He thought the magic wand he waves to get a ham sandwich at 3:00 a.m. worked on the economy too. It took until now for his advisers to work up the courage to tell him it didn’t.

I was trying to find the Robot Chicken Star Wars bit with George and an elevated mitichlorian count. He thought he had the Force.

]]> By: Duros62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93069 Duros62 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:56:53 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93069 <i>Use the capital that my administration will earn, with the Kuwaitis or the Saudis, and convince them to open up the spigot.”</i> I wonder what the Saudis and Kuwaitis said once they stopped laughing. Use the capital that my administration will earn, with the Kuwaitis or the Saudis, and convince them to open up the spigot.”

I wonder what the Saudis and Kuwaitis said once they stopped laughing.

]]> By: Quaker in a Basement http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93064 Quaker in a Basement Thu, 01 May 2008 15:38:28 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93064 But he promised he had that magic wand back in 2000! I saw him right on my teevee talking about how the Clinton/Gore administration was so irresponsible for letting gas get up to...what, a buck and a half? <blockquote>“I would work with our friends in OPEC to convince them to open up the spigot, to increase the supply. Use the capital that my administration will earn, with the Kuwaitis or the Saudis, and convince them to open up the spigot.”</blockquote> But he promised he had that magic wand back in 2000! I saw him right on my teevee talking about how the Clinton/Gore administration was so irresponsible for letting gas get up to…what, a buck and a half?

“I would work with our friends in OPEC to convince them to open up the spigot, to increase the supply. Use the capital that my administration will earn, with the Kuwaitis or the Saudis, and convince them to open up the spigot.”

]]> By: Repack Rider http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93035 Repack Rider Thu, 01 May 2008 05:14:49 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93035 He thought the magic wand he waves to get a ham sandwich at 3:00 a.m. worked on the economy too. It took until now for his advisers to work up the courage to tell him it didn't. He thought the magic wand he waves to get a ham sandwich at 3:00 a.m. worked on the economy too. It took until now for his advisers to work up the courage to tell him it didn’t.

]]> By: Sean D. Martin http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93024 Sean D. Martin Thu, 01 May 2008 03:07:45 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93024 But, but ... I thought he already DID have a magic wand. Just let him drill in ANWAR and that's going to solve the oil price crisis, right? Just like the lower taxes for the rich wand would solve the economic problem. (Which economic problem? Why any of them. The lower-taxes wand is that powerful. Really.) Just like the surge wand would solve everything in Iraq. The man has nothing BUT wands. But, but … I thought he already DID have a magic wand. Just let him drill in ANWAR and that’s going to solve the oil price crisis, right?

Just like the lower taxes for the rich wand would solve the economic problem. (Which economic problem? Why any of them. The lower-taxes wand is that powerful. Really.)

Just like the surge wand would solve everything in Iraq.

The man has nothing BUT wands.

]]> By: Raznor http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93019 Raznor Thu, 01 May 2008 02:30:14 +0000 http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/04/30/the-president-needs-a-magic-wand/#comment-93019 Damn congressional democrats! You know that he'd have a magic wand already if they would just give telecoms immunity and let him bomb Iran! Damn congressional democrats! You know that he’d have a magic wand already if they would just give telecoms immunity and let him bomb Iran!

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