This explains his total failure. Sort of. As in, not at all.
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April 30th, 2008
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Damn congressional democrats! You know that he’d have a magic wand already if they would just give telecoms immunity and let him bomb Iran!
But, but … I thought he already DID have a magic wand. Just let him drill in ANWAR and that’s going to solve the oil price crisis, right?
Just like the lower taxes for the rich wand would solve the economic problem. (Which economic problem? Why any of them. The lower-taxes wand is that powerful. Really.)
Just like the surge wand would solve everything in Iraq.
The man has nothing BUT wands.
He thought the magic wand he waves to get a ham sandwich at 3:00 a.m. worked on the economy too. It took until now for his advisers to work up the courage to tell him it didn’t.
But he promised he had that magic wand back in 2000! I saw him right on my teevee talking about how the Clinton/Gore administration was so irresponsible for letting gas get up to…what, a buck and a half?
Use the capital that my administration will earn, with the Kuwaitis or the Saudis, and convince them to open up the spigot.”
I wonder what the Saudis and Kuwaitis said once they stopped laughing.
He thought the magic wand he waves to get a ham sandwich at 3:00 a.m. worked on the economy too. It took until now for his advisers to work up the courage to tell him it didn’t.
I was trying to find the Robot Chicken Star Wars bit with George and an elevated mitichlorian count. He thought he had the Force.