Nooooooo

2:00 pm EST April 29th, 2008 | Politics | 9 Comments

Alan Keyes was unable to get the Constitution Party nomination for president. This can only mean one thing.

The Keyes Party.

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9 Responses to “Nooooooo”

  1. Quaker in a Basement says:
    April 29, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Too nutty for the Constitution Party? Yikes!

  2. Lee Coles says:
    April 29, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Obama’s last opponent. Like Hillary, this shows what depths a great mind is capable of stooping to.

  3. Sean says:
    April 29, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    KEYES 2008, MOTHASCRATCHAS!

    He definitely needs a party of his own. I’ll happily hitch my political wagon to the Keyes Party.

    The Keyesmasters?

  4. anotherbozo says:
    April 29, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Maybe Jeremiah Wright will be his veep.

  5. Duros62 says:
    April 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    If it makes you feel any better, Oliver, Cynthia McKinney is the Green party’s nominee. At least here in RI.

  6. ListenToLeon says:
    April 29, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Stop it, Alan. Just…stop it.

  7. midderpidge says:
    April 29, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Is Keyes actually from the United States or is he carpetbagging again?

  8. Dr. Monkey says:
    April 30, 2008 at 12:43 am

    I always wanted to go to a key party.

  9. merl says:
    April 30, 2008 at 4:15 am

    dr. monkey, you’re showing your age. and I agree with you.