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Real Life, Movies

Obama, 2008

“There’s been some talk about Rocky Balboa over the last couple days. And you know we all love Rocky,” Obama told the labor leaders.

“But we got to remember Rocky was a movie,”

Superman, 1978

LOIS
Clark said you were only rigged with wires.
Like Peter Pan.

SUPERMAN
Peter Pan flew with children, Lois.
In a fairy tale.

4 Responses to “Real Life, Movies”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Quaker in a Basement

    Aieeee!! Plagiarism!!!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Duros62

    “But we got to remember Rocky was a movie,”

    And, um… he lost.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Michael Scott

    And, um . . . he lost.

    . . . to the black guy!

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 duros62

    wa wa waaaaa.

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