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The Gospel Of American Politics

According to the Right Honorable August J Pollak

There is not a single instance of political discourse in the history of this nation in which the participants did not want to simply kick their opponent in the balls.

Verily, he doth tell the truth.

8 Responses to “The Gospel Of American Politics”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Duros62

    I believe that particular debate style was first invented by the Viscount of Normandy, Frederique Rochambault.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Quaker in a Basement

    How very sexist.

    Many a vexing political opponent has been possessed of alternate equipment.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 I'm a Hick

    I believe that particular debate style was first invented by the Viscount of Normandy, Frederique Rochambault.

    And ably explained by Prof. Hackett:

    http://www.jibjab.com/view/172130 (about half way through).

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 liberalrob

    Sadly, Oliver, I think you and August are right.

    Unfortunately that attitude is much more common among the kind of people who would support a George W. Bush than it historically has been among those who would support a Barack Obama. In other words, assholes skew Republican.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 I'm a Hick

    I don’t know about that, LB. FDR, Truman, JFK and RFK, and LBJ didn’t pull too many punches. And Quaker, would it be sexist to ask who has the biggest pair between the Clintons?

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 I'm a Hick

    Oops. Make that LR. It’s Liberalrob, not bob, isn’t it?

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Bruce

    It’s not sexist to want to kick your opponent in the balls, even if her anatomy makes that sadly impossible.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 I'm a Hick

    ” would it be sexist to ask who has the biggest pair between the Clintons?”

    Oops, “bigger pair,” lest Pedantic Man gets riled.

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