The Gospel Of American Politics

1:30 am EST March 31st, 2008 | Politics | 8 Comments

According to the Right Honorable August J Pollak

There is not a single instance of political discourse in the history of this nation in which the participants did not want to simply kick their opponent in the balls.

Verily, he doth tell the truth.

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8 Responses to “The Gospel Of American Politics”

  1. Duros62 says:
    March 31, 2008 at 10:28 am

    I believe that particular debate style was first invented by the Viscount of Normandy, Frederique Rochambault.

  2. Quaker in a Basement says:
    March 31, 2008 at 11:37 am

    How very sexist.

    Many a vexing political opponent has been possessed of alternate equipment.

  3. I'm a Hick says:
    March 31, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    I believe that particular debate style was first invented by the Viscount of Normandy, Frederique Rochambault.

    And ably explained by Prof. Hackett:

    http://www.jibjab.com/view/172130 (about half way through).

  4. liberalrob says:
    March 31, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Sadly, Oliver, I think you and August are right.

    Unfortunately that attitude is much more common among the kind of people who would support a George W. Bush than it historically has been among those who would support a Barack Obama. In other words, assholes skew Republican.

  5. I'm a Hick says:
    March 31, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    I don’t know about that, LB. FDR, Truman, JFK and RFK, and LBJ didn’t pull too many punches. And Quaker, would it be sexist to ask who has the biggest pair between the Clintons?

  6. I'm a Hick says:
    March 31, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Oops. Make that LR. It’s Liberalrob, not bob, isn’t it?

  7. Bruce says:
    March 31, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    It’s not sexist to want to kick your opponent in the balls, even if her anatomy makes that sadly impossible.

  8. I'm a Hick says:
    April 1, 2008 at 7:32 am

    ” would it be sexist to ask who has the biggest pair between the Clintons?”

    Oops, “bigger pair,” lest Pedantic Man gets riled.