Did You Know David Paterson Killed A Guy?

Published March 25, 2008 in Democrats.

Seriously, New York Democrats, what the hell is wrong with you guys that you can’t get a governor who isn’t a philanderer, drug user, or both?

1 Matthew G. Saroff
Mar 25th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

So, you never smoked weed?

While I never did Coke, I did Pot, Hash, Opium (once), and LSD (also once).

When I was single I was always trying to get laid, albeit without much success.

This is not about anyone getting their act together, this is the Republicans repeating what worked.

The Democrats need to stake out Joseph Bruno, the Republican Senate Leader’s penis.
2 Oliver Willis
Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

So, you never smoked weed?
Nope. All I’ve ever done is get drunk a very few times (less than 8).
3 Sean D. Martin
Mar 25th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

Seriously, New York Democrats, what the hell is wrong with you guys that you can’t get a governor who isn’t a philanderer, drug user, or both?

Seriously, New York Democrats, what the hell is wrong with you guys that you can’t get a governor who doesn’t have a personal life, younger days, or both?

(But then, who would be left if we eliminate everyone based upon factors that have nothing to do with how well they may govern?)
4 Vanessa
Mar 26th, 2008 at 7:24 am

This was a topic of discussion on Gothamist:

http://gothamist.com/2008/03/25/paterson_did_a.php

Oliver Willis