Conservatives Can Only Lie

4:54 pm EST March 9th, 2008 | News | 8 Comments

Brent Bozell (real name: Captain Redbeard) is just up in arms over how Bill Clinton destroyed the military. You know, the same military that was able to invade Afghanistan, and at least militarily pull of an invasion of Iraq.

You gotta figure that at Casa Bozell when they play Clue it’s always Bill Clinton with the Candlestick and never Miss Scarlet.

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8 Responses to “Conservatives Can Only Lie”

  1. thereisnorule6 says:
    March 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    does anyone listen to these people anymore? What are his qualifications to make such a judgment?

  2. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    March 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    I want to know if these people actually believe their lives. I think they’ve told them so many times that they’ve lost touch with reality.

  3. Rheinhard says:
    March 9, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Sorry Oliver, but you’re wrong here.

    It is well established that Brent Bozell’s real name is Dr. Zaius.

  4. Robster says:
    March 9, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    I always thought it was Bill Clinton in the Oval Office with the cigar?

    Anyway, if Obama gets elected I’m looking forward to the day when the opinions of people like Brent Bozell won’t matter anymore.

  5. megamoze says:
    March 10, 2008 at 1:36 am

    I think Bozell deserves some sympathy. Apparently he was knocked on the head and went into a coma in December 2000 and has only now just woken up 8 years later. That can be the only explanation for why he’s STILL playing that tired old right-wing cliche about the military and preposterously unaware of the disastrous war in Iraq.

    So please, send him a get well card for his injured brain.

  6. fafaroo says:
    March 10, 2008 at 2:00 am

    I think we should expect that for the purposes of conservatives in campaign 08, it will be like the Bush years never happened.

  7. Duros62 says:
    March 10, 2008 at 10:24 am

    What are his qualifications to make such a judgment?

    He has a blog.

  8. Duros62 says:
    March 10, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Apparently he was knocked on the head and went into a coma in December 2000 and has only now just woken up 8 years later.
    That would explain his writing since Dec 2000.